Hợp âm bald

Lời & hợp âm

[Intro 1]
[Em][C][Em][Am][Em][C][Em]
[E][Em][G][Em][Am][A][Am][C][Am]
[D][Em][C][Am][E][Em]
[C][G][Am][G][Em][C][Am][G][D][Em]

[Verse 1]
It would [Em]appear that male [E]pat[Em]tern[Am]
Bald[Em]ness has set in
[E]His hair, at an [Em]alarming pace
[Am]Running [A]away[Em] from his face[G][Em]
[E]He's losing his vir[D]ility[Em]
[G]And[Am] now his [A]masculinit[G]y[Am][G][Em]
[E]Has been compro[D]mise[Em]d
[G]And[A] his li[Am]bido down-sized

[Verse 2]
Not Not for [Em]me, not for me,
not for me, uh-uh
[G]Not Not for me, not for me,
heaven for[Am]bid[A]
It's [Am]not for [C]me you understand

[Verse 3]
[Em]
Bald, slap [C]headed [Am]and hair[Em]less
Bald he is [C]destined to [Am]be[G][Em]
Bald, well to[C]night [Am]thank [G]God
it's him instead of me.
[D]

[Verse 4]
[Em]
From what I have been reading
[E]His scalp nee[Em]ds kneading
[E]To [Em]stimulat[E]e each fol[Em]licle
An[E]d rev[Em]erse this diaboli[G]cal
[Am]Cond[G]itio[Em]n[E][Em]
that's af[D]flicted [Em]he[G]
[Am]For years and has crue[G]lly[Am][G][Em]
[E]Repul[Em]sed each potentia[D]l mat[Em]e[G][Am]
And left him with a balding [Em]pate

[Verse 5]
Not for me, not for [Em]me, not for me, uh-uh
[G]Not Not for me, not for me,
heaven for[Am]bid[A]
It's [Am]not f[C]or me you understand

[Verse 6]
[Em]
Bald, slap [C]headed [Am]and hair[Em]less
Bald [C]he is destined to [Am]be[G][Em]
Bald, well to[C]night thank [Am]God
it's [G]him instead of [D]me.

[Interlude 1]
Sock it to me baby, yeah!
[E][Em][C][Am][E][Em][C][G][Em]
[C][Am][G][D][E][Em][E][Em][E][Em]
[Am][E][Em][C][Em]

[Verse 7]
Not for me, not for [Em]me, not for me, uh-uh
[G]Not Not for me, not [Em]for me,
heaven [Am]forbid[A]
[Am]It's not for me yo[C]u understand

[Verse 8]
[Em]Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
[G]Not Not for me, not for me,
heaven for[Am]bid
It's not for [C]me you
understand
[Am]

[Verse 9]
[E][Em]
[C]Bald, slap headed and [Am]hair[Em]less
Bald he [C]is destined to [Am]be[G][Em]
Bald, well to[C]night thank [Am]God
it's [G]him instead of me.
[D]Thank God!

[Interlude 2]
[E][Em][C][G][Am][E][Em][C]
[Am][G][Em][E][C][Am][G][D][Em]
Bald, [C]slap

[Verse 10]
headed [Am]and hairl[Em]ess
Bald [C]he is destined to [Am]be[Em]
[C]Bald, well tonight thank [Am]God
it's [G]him instead of [D]me.

[Outro 1]
How?
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