Baseball Tips With Professor Buckley

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[Verse 1]
[C#m]I'd li[Em]ke to welcome to the
studio a friend of mine,
Professor
Irving
Buckley.
Irving, how are you doing
this after[B]noon?
[E]I'm [C#]doing fine.
[Em]Let's talk about baseball.
How [D]fast does the average baseball
[Em]pitch come [E]in over the [D]plate?
[E]Around 96 [D]miles per [A]hour.
And [D]how about [Em]a child,
when a child in third [D]grade throws?
About 45 miles per hour.
And [Bm]how [D]fast[C#m] does a
[Em]weasel [E]throw?[D]
[Em]I do[G]n't know.[Em][D]
[E]How[D] fast would a[Em]
fish [D]throw actually?
About [C#]3 miles per hour.
[E]Really?
And [G]how [D]would he throw the [E]ball?[D]
He would bite it in [C#]his mouth and
then go [E]pooh and [D]spit it out.
[G]Really?
[D]And how about let's say a bird,
[E]can[D] a bird throw a ball in your opinion?
And how fast would that ball [G]go?
[D]He can[G] or [D]he can with h[Em]is wing[D]
and it be around 37 [D]miles [G]per
[D]What kind of bird,
how about a sparrow?
That would go a little faster
[D]than most birds.
[A]How about an eagle?
[G]That would be pretty slow.
How [D]about a chicken, a roast chicken?
That, [D]I d[A]on't even k[D]now if
that would be able to throw.