Broken Hearts Are For Assholes chords and lyrics - FRANK ZAPPA

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[Verse 1]
[F]Hey[C]![G][F][G]
[F][G][F][C][G]
[Bb][F][C][G]
Do you know what you [F]are?[C][G]
You're an as[F]shole![C][G]
An [Bb]AS SH[C]OLE![G]

[Verse 2]
[G]Some of you might not
[C]agree[Bb][F][C][G]
'Cause you probably likes a lot
[C]of misery[G][Bb][F][C][G]
But think a while and you [C]will see...
[Am]Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes

[Verse 3]
Are you [Am]an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole [Dm]too?
Whatcha gonna [G]do,

[Interlude 1]
'cause you're an asshole...
[F][G][F][G][F][G][F][G]

[Verse 4]
[G]Maybe you think you're a
lonely [C]guy[G][F][G]
Maybe you think you're too
[C]tough [Bb]to cry[C][G]
So you went to The Grape,
Just to give it a try
[C]

[Verse 5]
And Dagmar
Without a doubt,
the ugliest son of a bitch I ever saw in my life
Was [Em]his name...
[C]One [D]Two [G]Three Four!

[Verse 6]
[D]The whiskers s[G]ticking out
from [C]underneath of his
Pancake make-up
And And [Em]yet he was a [C]beautiful [Em]lady
[C]Nearly drove you in[Em]sane
Let's [C]talk about

[Verse 7]
[C]
Leather: LEATHERRRRRR
And so you kissed [Em]a little sailor
[C]Tex Abel, starring in the latest
[Em]Shepperton Production:
Who had just [C]blew in from Spain
[Eb]Sir Rich[Bb]ard Pump[C]-A-Loaf You

[Verse 8]
You [Am]You sniffed the [D]reeking
[C]buns of Angel
The story of a demented bread-boffer
[Em]And acted like it was cocaine

[Verse 9]
Cucumber pud annexed
[C]to a fine [Dm]whole-wheat loaf
loaf
You were dazzled by the [D]ex citing
new [C]costume of Ko-Ko
Then Then on Tuesday night,
Caesar's back in town
[Em]In a way you can't exp[B]lain
Facing off [D]in a no-holds-barred tag [C]tag tag

[Verse 10]
team grudge match
With Kona.
And so you worked the wall with
Michael
Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds pounds
pounds [Em]pounds of Samoan dynamite

[Verse 11]
Which gave your back an awful strain
Vol[C]canic Hell
[G]But you cam[D]e back on Sunday
[C]for the gon[Em]g show
Next Thursday, teen town's finest...

[Verse 12]
But you forgot what I was [C]sayin'[D]
'Cause [G]you're an asshole,
[D]You're an asshole
That's right
[G]You're an asshole, you're an [C]asshole

[Verse 13]
Yes, [D]yes
You're an asshole,
[G]you're an ass[C]hole
That's right
[G]You're an asshole,
you're an [C]asshole[G]

[Verse 14]
Now you [G]been to [C]The Grape 'n'
[G]you been to The Chest
'N' now I think you [C]know [G]what you
are: you're an as[C]shole[G]

[Verse 15]
You [G]say you can't live with what
you [C]been through[Bb][C][G]
Well, ladies you can be an asshole
[C]too[G]
You might pretend you ain't got one
on the bottom [C]of you,[G][C]
[Em]But don't fool yourself girl

[Verse 16]
It's lookin' at [C]you
Don't [Em]fool yourself girl
It's winkin' at [C]you
Don't [Em]fool yourself girl

[Verse 17]
It's blinkin' at [C]you
That's why I say
[G]I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer [C]poop chute

[Verse 18]
Corn [G]hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer [C]poop chute
Fist [G]fuck

[Verse 19]
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
[C]Wrist-watch; [F]Cri[G]sco
Ram it, ram it, ram it

[Verse 20]
Ram it up yer [G]poop chute
[C]Pud!

[Verse 21]
Don't [G]fool yourself, [C]girl[G]
It's goin' right up yer [C]poop chute
Don't [G]fool yourself, girl
It's goin' right up yer [C]poop
[G]chute[D][C]
(etc., repeats)

[Verse 22]
Aw, [G]I knew you'd b[C]e s[G]urprised...