by torpedo or crohns chords and lyrics - WHY?

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[Verse 1]
[D]Sleeping late, I
Hear the sad horns of labor trucks sigh.
My neighbor walks by,
High [F#m]heels click dry
Like half- a- proud
Horse down Brook.
I hear somebody's
Babbling I mistook
For a [D]cavalry,
Whispering "victory"
To the sparks in their kindling.
But all their green woods
Wet, [F#m]and unmet as of yet
By the gases of flame,
Pressing against the pending
Physics of my passed down last
Name. [G]Living in the tear between
Two spaces, condemned;
In one of the many places
You're not, I am.
[F#m]Hiding from my friends
In the bathroom [Bm]at '[F#m]ThriftTown'
To write [Bm]this tune [F#m]down.

[Interlude 1]
[D]
[A][F#m]
[A][F#m][G]
[Bm][F#m]
[Bm][F#m]
[D]Today

[Verse 2]
after lunch,
I got sick and blew chunks
All over my new shoes
In a lot behind 'Whole Foods'.
This is a [F#m]new kind of blues.
And what about losing
Limb or loved one in a duel
Dissatisfies you of seems [G]just?
As a kid I did not shit my
pants much;
Why start now with this stuff?
And I do not bluff, second [D]caller
Gets bit by a dog or Jeff Dahmer.
Kisses or stitches?
No mitt for these pitches.
[G]Lone Pone one,
Master of the cheap pun.
If I'm not raw,
I'm just a bit underdone.
But [F#m]I'd be O.[Bm]K., co[F#m]ol as [Bm]a rail,
[F#m]If they'd just [Bm]let us have
[F#m]Healthfood in hell.

[Interlude 2]
[D]
[A][F#m][A]
[F#m][G]
[Bm][F#m][Bm]
[F#m]

[Verse 3]
Good heaven's [D]back
ground radiation
And the black arts of waiting.
Not the same since
I switched my hair-
Part and started shaving.
[F#m]Got hexed- -
My hidden hair- gone corners.
Oh, I'll never be a joiner,
Life long local foreigner, I.
Raw- [G]lung, homegrown fake
In coed naked choir;
Second tenor, highest rise,
Blessed clever [D]compromister.
I'll be proudly mouthing
'Watermelon' every song.
I put the phone to my ear
But all I hear's a dial tone.
Will they [G]map my skull
And wrap my bones
When my wig is gone?
No. I'll go unknown
By torpedo or Crohn's,
Only those [F#m]evil live to s[Bm]ee
Their own [F#m]likeness in stone.
[Bm]

[Outro 1]
[F#m][D]
[F#m]
[G]
[Bm][F#m]
[Bm][F#m]
[D]
[A][F#m]
[D][G]
[Bm][F#m][Bm]
[F#m][D]