Christmas Butt chords and lyrics - PUSS N BOOTS

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[Verse 1]
The holi[D]day we knew as kids
stays with us when we're grown
Till we [G]join the ranks of real adults
and the holidays make us groan
From the [D]malls and the sales
and the shame of the fail
When you buy the imperfect gift
To the [G]shrill ads for beer
and automobiles
Scored [Bm]with jingle [G]bells and [Bm]Taylor [G]Swift
Reli[D]gious men weep for Jesus
and beg us to remember
While athe[G]ists snicker and say
Shepherds don't tend flocks
in Bethlehem December
And [Em]when it all seems too much
and you want to set fire to your tree
Just [A]stop and forget all the noise
and do this one thing with me
[D]Shake your Christmas butt
[A]till your [G]cranky goes [D]away
Shake your Christmas butt
[A]for Christmas [G]Day
Eat [D]shit commercial [A]smut,
[G]today's Santa's birthday
[D]Shake your Christmas butt [A]for
Christmas [G]Day
Chokin' [D]on tinsel [F#m]on
Hal[G]loween
Thanksgiving's just another
[D]shopping day[A][G]
Dodgin' Yu[D]letide [F#m]on
Septem[G]ber 15
Mistletoe on [D]Valentine's [A]Day
[G]TV Christ[D]mas,
[F#m]rich turds w[G]rapped in furs,
faking good[D]will by a [A]tree.[D][A]
[G]Radio Christmas[D],
[F#m]shrieking saboteurs
[G]on the radio boards
for [D]Christmas with [A]me.
[Em]And when it's all too much[Bm],
make Black Boondock [G]show
you don't [D]need the reindeer [A]games.
[D]Shake your Christmas butt,
[A]till your cra[G]nky goes awa[D]y
Shake your Christmas butt,
[A]for Christmas Day[G]
Eat [D]shit, commercial [A]smut,
[G]today's Santa's birthday
[D]Shake your Christmas butt,[A]
for Christmas [G]Day
Shake your [D]Christmas butt,
[A]till your cranky goe[G]s awa[D]y
[A]Shake your [D]Christmas butt,
[A]for Christmas Day[G]
Eat [D]shit, commercial [A]smut,
[Em]toda[D]y's Sant[Bm]a's b[A]irthday[D]
Shake [A]your [D]Christmas butt,
[A]for Christmas Day[G]
[D]Shake your Christmas butt,
[A]till your cra[G]nky goes away
[D]Shake your Christmas butt,[A]
for Christmas [G]Day
Eat [D]shit, commercial [A]snot,
[G]today's Santa's birthday
[D]Shake your Christmas but[A]t,
for Christmas [G]Day
[D]Shake your Christmas
[A]butt for Christmas [G]Day