Critter

Lời & hợp âm

[Intro 1]
[G][Gm][G][Gm][G][D][Gm][G][D][C5][G][D][Bb][Gm][D][Gm][G][C5]
[G][D][Gm][Bb][C5]
If you love [Cm]your lady

[Verse 1]
[Ab]then here'[Cm]s some[C5] good [Cm]advi[C5]ce
If you want her [Ab]to stay with you
[Cm]then[Bb] don't go trea[Cm]ting her nice[C5]
If you buy her [Cm]flowers [Ab]she'll
[Bb]drop [C5]you twice as fast
[Ab]So do wh[Bb]at Steel Panther does
[C5]and stick it [G]right in [D]her ass

[Verse 2]
[Gm]Hit her in the s[Eb]hitter
Treat her like a critter
[Bb]Fuck that lady right
[Gm]Hit her in the shitt[Eb]er
Treat her like a critter
She [Bb]won't put up [D]a fight

[Interlude 1]
[G][D][G]
[D][C5][G][D][Gm][Bb][F][C5]

[Verse 3]
If you're at [Ab]the strip joint
[Bb]hanging out [C5]with the guys
When you get a [Ab]table [Cm]dance just
[Bb]look [C5]her in the [Cm]eye s[C5]
[Bb]Tell[C5] her that she's ugl[Cm]y[Ab]
[Cm]and treat [C5]her really mean
[Ab]She'll really want [Bb]to fuck you 'cause
strippers [C5]have [Gm]low s[G]elf [D]esteem

[Verse 4]
Then you can [Gm]Hit
her in the shitter
[Eb]Treat her like a critter
[Bb]Fuck that dancing girl
[Gm]Hit her in the shitt[Eb]er
Treat her like a critter
[Bb]Just like Ron Jeremy [D]would, yeah
[Gm]Hit her in the shitter
[Eb]Treat her like a critter
[Bb]Use your spit [F]for [Bb]lube[Gm]
Hit her in the shitter
[Eb]Treat her like a critter
[Bb]Screw [D]her poopie too, yeah oh ohh!

[Interlude 2]
[D][Em][C5][C][D][Bm][G][Bm]
[C][C5][A][B][Em][C][C5][D][Bm]
[C][C5][A][B][G][C]
Don't be [D]retarded,

[Verse 5]
you've gotta [G]listen [D]to my
[Em]song [E5](to t[D]hi[C]s song)
Don't be [D]afraid to get some
[B]peanut on your [Em]tongue
[C]Hit[C5] her in t[C]he[C5] shitter
Got[D]ta treat her like a critter

[Verse 6]
[D]
[G]Treat her like [Gm]a critter[C5]
Fuck fuck yeah
[G]Tre[Gm]at her like a critter
[C5]Woah, she really likes [G]it
[Gm]Treat her like [C]a critter
[C5]Yeah, my little slut girl
[G]Treat her lik[Gm]e a c[D]ritter
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah [G]yeah![D]
[Gm]She likes it i[C5]n th[G]e as[Gm]s[D][Bb][Gm]
[D][Gm][D][C5][G][Gm][D][Gm]
[Bb]Ooh yeah yeah [F]yeah

[Outro 1]
Oh unh!
[Gm][Gm]