Dear Labels! chords and lyrics - HOBO JOHNSON

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[Verse 1]
Oh, here's [D]a story for you
Two chickens walking down the street
It's actually one chicken
One chicken walks down the street
Looks across the road to
another chicken
He sees an older chicken Much [G]more plump
than he's used to
And the other chicken goes
[D]"Hey, what's up? Yo"
What the deal with young chickens?
I [A]want an older [G]chicken who knows [Em]that grown business,
[G]you know?
[D]I'm narcissistic, look at me
I'm [A]a artist [G]EBT
Couldn't help the fact
[Em]I'm starving [G]for that MTV
[D]And a deal, but[A] a 360 one at that
But it'd be [G]pretty shitty,
I'd be sitting pretty where I'm at
Pay [D]my rent and I'll sell you my [A]soul
If you could please [G]just trade it for
a french bread roll
I'm fucking starving, look at me
Now, dear labels, can't [D]you see?
[A]I'm the one that fuck[G]ing bleeds tears and
sweats every day of [Bb]the week
Now, look [D]at me
I won't write you a fucking
pop song
[A]But I'll write you a [G]analytical thesis about your mom,
and why she's [D]a great woman
Look at me
[A]I want it more [G]than anything else than I
could ever fucking be
[D]Look at me
Now look at me
I can kinda play [G]piano but, but not really
Look [D]at me, look at me, look at me
Look at me, [A]look at me, I'm all [G]right
Right?
Please, look [D]at me, look at me,
look at me
[A]Look at me, I'm all right
[G]Dear labels, uh
But on [D]a day that's [A]not so far
You're gonna [Em]hear me whether
you like it [G]or not
On [D]a day that's [A]not so far
You're gonna [G]hear me whether you like it or not,
whether you like it or not
[D]'Cause, 'cause I'm [A]2016 Fat Joe,
who just did seven and a [G]half years of straight cardio
I'm rap game's [D]House,
except [A]I'm not a fucking doctor though
[G]Wow!
Tell them labels [D]I'm everything
they'd ever want
If all [A]they want is a [G]rapper that
calls his mom [D]daily
Just to see what's going [A]on,
[G]'cause he misses [Em]her
And she misses [G]her baby
Please [D]help me
[A]Please help me buy my mom a house that I
can go [G]to every fuck[A]ing weekend
[D]Please, please, please [A]help me buy my [G]mom a house
that I can go [D]to every fucking weekend
I'm an artist with a certain
spe[A]cial something
And that [G]something makes me really,
really sad because of nothing
I'm an [D]artist with a certain
special something
[A]And that som[G]ething makes me really,
really sad because [Em]of nothing
I'm [D]an artist with a certain
special something
[A]And that something makes me [G]really,
really sad because of nothing
I'm an artist [D]with a certain
special something
[A]And that som[G]ething makes me
really, really sad because of nothing
I'm an artist with a certain
special something
And that something makes me really,
really sad because of nothing