Detachable Penis chords and lyrics - KING MISSILE

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[Intro 1]
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[Verse 1]
[Am]I woke up this morning with [F]a bad hang[Eb]over
[F]And my penis was mis[Am]sing again.
This happens [Eb]all the time.
It's [F]detachable.

[Verse 2]
[Background singing be[Am]gins: "detachable
penis" [A5]over and over]
This [Am]comes in handy a lot

[Verse 3]
[Eb]of the time.
I [F]can leave it home,
when [Am]I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
[Eb]Or I can rent it out, wh[F]en I
don't need [Am]it.
But now and then I go [F]to a party,
[Eb]get drunk,[F]

[Verse 4]
And the next morn[Am]ing I can't
for the life of me
Remem[Eb]ber what I did [F]with it.
[Am]First I looked around my apartment,
and I [Eb]couldn't find it.
[F]So I called up the [Am]place
where the [A5]party was,

[Verse 5]
They hadn't seen it [Eb]either.
I asked [F]them to check
the medicine [A5]cab inet
'Cause [Am]for some reason
[Eb]I leave it there sometimes
[F]But not thi[Am]s tim[A5]e.
So I told [Am]them if it

[Verse 6]
[Eb]pops up to let me know.
[F]I called a few people
who were [Am]at the party,
But they were no [Eb]help [F]either.
I was starting [Am]to get desperate.

[Verse 7]
I really don't [Eb]like being without
my [F]penis for too long.
[Am]It makes me feel like less of a ma[F]n,
[Eb]And I really hate [F]having to sit
[Am]down every time I take a leak.
[Eb]After a few hour[F]s of searching the h[Am]ouse,

[Verse 8]
And calling everyone [Eb]I could think of,
[F]I was starting to get[Am] very depressed,
[A5]So I[Am] went to the Ki[Eb]ev,
and [F]ate breakfast.
[Am]Then, as I walked down Second Aven
[Eb]ue towards St. M[F]ark's Place,

[Verse 9]
[Am]Where all [A5]those people [Am]sell used books
[Eb]and other junk on t[F]he street,
I saw my pen[Am]is lying o[F]n a blanket
[Eb]Next to a broken toast[F]er oven.
Some guy [Am]was selling it.

[Verse 10]
I had to buy [Am]it of[Eb]f him.
[F]He wanted twenty-two bucks, buck[Am]s,
but [A5]I talked him down to [Am]sev enteen.
[Eb]I to[F]ok it home, wa[Am]shed i[A5]t off,
[Eb]And put it back on. [Am]I was[A5]
[Am]happy [A5]again. Com[Eb]plete.
[F]People sometimes

[Verse 11]
[Am]tell[A5] me I should
[Am]get it perman[F]ently at[Eb]tached,
But I [F]don't know.
[Am]Even though sometimes
[A5]it's a pain in the ass,
[Eb]I like having [F]a detachable penis.

[Interlude 1]
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[Verse 12]
[Back[Am]ground voices [Eb]conti[F]nue to s[Am]ing "detachable pen
[Eb]is"][F]

[Outro 1]
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