Five Years

Lời & hợp âm

[Verse 1]
Hey [Am]baby, uh, it's me
Um, our anniversary's comin' up, it's
a pretty big one
And, um, I wrote a song [Dm]for you
[Am]So I'm just leaving you this
voicemail because, um
[Dm]I want the song [Am]to begin
with this voicemail
Like, I want the [Dm]voicemail to play
at the beginning of it
[Am]So, if you could just download this
voicemail when you [Dm]get it
And then text it to [Am]me
Um, you might need to, like, download
another [Dm]app [Am]to download the
I don't know if you can rip your
[Dm]voicemail right off your phone
You might need to, like
[Am]Just Google it,
don't call me and ask [Dm]me
'Cause I know,
I know what you're [C]gonna do
You're gonna,
[Am]you're gonna get this
And you're gonna think you just
[C]can't do it
And you're gonna [Dm]call me,
but then I'm just gonna Google it
[Am]So, just you Google it, you're an
adult, you can figure it out
[Dm]Um, so just, figure [Am]it out and text
me the voicemail
Um, immediately, if you wouldn't mind
[Dm]Like, right when you get this
[Am]Thank you, um, I love you, [Dm]bye
You're my [C]be st [Am]friend, I

[Verse 2]
love [Dm]you (love you)
You know [Em]me an[Am]d I know
[Dm]you (know you)
We got [Em]problems [Am]that we've been
[Dm]through (been through)
We got [Em]shit [Dm]that we'll [Am]get through, uh
You think I'm [Dm]rude to you
You think I [Am]am the worst
Because I ask when you [Dm]suck my dick
You take out [Am]your Invisalign first
Come [Dm]on
Five years, [Em]five years Still

[Verse 3]
[Am]
you, still me, still here
[Dm]Five years, five[Em] years, baby
[Am]Five years, five years
We order [Em]Chinese, I'm [Dm]eating my

[Verse 4]
[Am]
dumplings
You reach over and you take
my [Dm]dumpling
You don't even say,
"Do you mind?" or [Am]nothing
Why would you assume that
you're entitled to a [Dm]dumpling?
So I [Em]look at you, [Am]you look back at me, like,
"What the fuck did I [Em]do?"
[Dm]If you really wanted some [Em]dim sum, then
[Am]You really should've gotten some
when we [Dm]put in the order
You say, "You're [Am]a psycho and
I-I don't don't wanna [Dm]fight
So, let's just drop [Em]this,
it's [Am]not a big deal"
"Okay, but for the record
[Dm]You owe me a dumpling,
[Am]I mean it, I won't forget
[Dm]You owe [Am]me a dumpling[C]

[Verse 5]
or a dumpling equivalent"
[Dm]Five years, five[Em] years
Still [Am]you, still me, still here
[Dm]Five years, five[C] years[Em], baby
[Am]Five years, five years[Dm]

[Verse 6]
We found a spider in the [Am]house
You freaked and you jumped
up onto the [Dm]couch
Since I was [C]close and [Am]able
I jumped up on the coffee table
[Dm]You said, "You should kill that"
[Am]I said, "Um, no, fuck that"
[Dm]You said, "Come on, be a man"[Am]
[C]What?
[Am]You're [Dm]a total anti-sexist,
[C]a p[Dm]atria[Am]rchy fighter
But your [Dm]whole world[C]view collapses
[Dm]The moment[Am] there's a spider, cool
[Dm]I get it, this[Em] is the real you
[Am]It's a pleasure, nice to [Em]meet you
[Dm]Shit like this brings the
[Em]movement down
[Am]Everyone's a feminist

[Verse 7]
until there is a spider around
[Dm]Five years, five[Em] years
Still [Am]you, still me, still here
[Dm]Five years, five[C] years[Em], baby
[Am]Five years, five years

[Verse 8]
[Dm]How come every time I need[Em] to
take a poo in the [Am]bathroom
You out of the blue need to
use the [Dm]bathroom?
Just use the [Em]guest room bathroom
[Am]That's why we got
two bathroom[Dm]s
Just use the [Em]guest room bathroom
[Am]That's why we got two bathrooms
[Dm]And [Em]you know[Am]