Gaston

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[Intro 1]
[C]Who[G] does she think she is
[C]That girl has tangled with the wrong [G]man!
No one says [C]no to Gaston
Heh heh. Darn [G]right
Dismissed! [Am]Rejected, public[B]ly humiliated
[Dm]Why, it's more than I can [Am]bear
More beer? What [Am]for?
Nothing [B]helps I'm disgraced
[Am]Who, you? Neve[Am]r!
Gaston, [Am]you've got to pull yourself together

[Verse 1]
[Am]Gosh it disturbs me to [B]see you, Gaston
[Dm]Looking so down in the [Am]dumps
[Am]Every guy here'd love to [B]be you, Gaston
[Dm]Even when taking your [Am]lumps
There's [C]no man in town as ad[D]mired as you
You're [Fm]everyone's favorite [C]guy
[Am]Everyone's awed and in[D]spired by you
And it's [D]not very hard to see [G]why

[Chorus 1]
No one's [C]slick as Gaston
No one's [G]quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly [C]thick as Gaston
For there's [Am]no man in town half as m[Dm]anly
[G]Perfect, a pure para[C]gon
You can [Am]ask any Tom, Dick or S[F]tanley
And they'll [Ab]tell you whose team
they prefer to be [G]on

[Chorus 2]
No one's [C]been like Gaston
A king [G]pin like Gaston
No one's got a swell cleft
in his [C]chin like Gaston
As a [Am]specimen, yes
I'm [D]intimidating
[Ab]My, what a g[G]uy, that G[C]aston

[Bridge 1]
[G]Give hurrahs
Give [Ab]twelve hip-hips
[A]Gaston is the [Bb]best
And the [G]rest is all drips

[Chorus 3]
No one [C]fights like Gaston
Douses [G]lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody [C]bites like Gaston
For there's [Am]no one as burly and br[Dm]awny
As you [G]see I've got biceps to [C]spare
Not a [Am]bit of him's scraggly or s[F]crawny
(That's right)
And [Ab]every last inch of me's covered with [G]hair

[Chorus 4]
No one [C]hits like Gaston
Matches [G]wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody [C]spits like Gaston
I'm e[Am]specially good at ex[D]pectorating
[Ab](Ptooey) Ten [G]points for Gas[C]ton!

[Bridge 2]
When [E]I was a lad I ate f[Am]our dozen eggs
Every [D]morning to help me get [G]large
And now that I'm grown
I eat [Am]five dozen eggs
So I'm [D]roughly the size of a [G]barge

[Chorus 5]
No one [C]shoots like Gaston
Makes those [G]beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around
wearing [C]boots like Gaston
I use [Am]antlers in all of my [D]decorating
[C]Say it again
Who's a [D]man among men
And then [C]say it once more
Who's the [A]hero next door
Who's a [F]super success don't you [C]know?
Can't you [A]guess?
Ask his [Dm]fans and his [E]five hangers [Am]on
[C]There's just one[F] guy in tow[F#dim7]n
who's got [C]all of it [A]down
And his [Dm]name's G- A- [G]S- T,
G- A- S- T- E,
G- A- S- T- O, oh
Gas[C]ton![C][C][C]
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