Hailing Taquitos

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[Intro 1]
[Em]
[C]VO: What is that up in the sky?
[G][C][Bm][D]

[Verse 1]
VO: Owww!
[Em]Hailing taquitos
[C]It's hailing [G]taquitos
At the park, over the yard
Put [D]on your bike helmet

[Verse 2]
'cause they're coming down hard
[Em]Hailing taquitos
[C]It's [G]hailing taquitos
Guacamole, sour cream
[D]Is it nightmare or is it a [Em]dream?
(Is it a dream)

[Verse 3]
[C]They're crunchy and they're
[G]fried (Sofried)
And they're [D]falling from the
sky [Em](From the sky)
You [C]might want to stay in
in[G]side
VO: Lookout!
[D]VO: Owww, my eye!

[Verse 4]
[Em]News flash! Important
information
Taquito's coming down
all over [D]nation
Portland, Denver, [G]Austin, [Em]Poughkeepsie
[D]It'[C]s a Taq[D]uito apo[Em]colypse-y

[Verse 5]
Hailing [C]taquitos
It's hailing ta[G]quitos
Run for cover, don't be slow
There's [D]beef, and chicken, and potato

[Verse 6]
[Em]Hailing taquitos
[C]It's hailing ta[G]quitos
Corn tortillas rolled up tight
[D]Coming down fast with no end [Em]in
sight (No end in sight)

[Verse 7]
They're [C]greasy and they're
[G]hot (So hot)
They keep [D]falling the sky
(They keep [Em]on falling)
They're kind of [C]pointy so they hurt a lot
[G]VO: Dude, watch out!
[D]VO: Owww, my other eye! Oh,
why?!?!
[Em]

[Verse 8]
[C]
VO: What is that?
[G]VO: It's [D]the tacobot 3000!
VO: He's shooting [Em]the taquitos with
his taco ray
VO: And turning them into
[D]harmless tacos
VO: We're saved
VO: Hooray!

[Verse 9]
VO: It's a miracle
[Em]Hail[D]ing taquitos
[C]It's [G]hailing taquitos
Awww awww awww awww (Beef, chicken,
[D]potato, [Em]cheese)

[Verse 10]
[C]Hailing taquitos
It's [G]hailing taquitos
Awww awww awww awww (Beef, chicken,
[D]potato, [Em]cheese)

[Verse 11]
VO: Once again, thanks [Em]to
[C]the [G]tacobot 3000, humanity was saved
[D]VO: Or was it?
VO: Owww, my first eye again!
[Em]