happy holidays yall

Lời & hợp âm

[Verse 1]
[G]There [C]is [G]a B[C]arbie doll in the gravy
boat up [F]on mom's TV set
An [C]angel made of Styrofoam holds
[D]Rita's cigarette
[G]San[C]ta waves an empty beer
[F]in his plastic hand
[C]Everyone is here again,
it's [G]Christmastime [C]again
[G]You kno[Am]w the[C] kids

[Verse 2]
are in their sleepin'
bags [F]with every kind of toy
And [C]Ken and Kay have hit the hay
in [D]dad's new La-Z-Boy
Fran [G]Fran [C]Fran has got a cozy spot
be[F]neath the Christmas tree
[C]Sittin' in his underwear,
[G]drunk as he can [C]be

[Verse 3]
Last [F]night we stuffed our stockings
and [C]hung the mistletoe
When [F]Santa Claus came knocking,
he [D]looked like Uncle [G]Joe
[C]Someone [G]put the [C]coffee on
and find [F]the Tylenol
Merry Christmas [Am]every[F] one,
Happy [C]Holi[G]days y'all

[Interlude 1]
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Of course [Am]old

[Verse 4]
[C]dad got mom a flannel
robe and [F]Ken a socket set
[C]Mom got Kay a super value
[D]pack [G]of Nicorette
And [C]Kay got Ken a NordicTrack and
a [F]new guitar for me
[C]Ken got sister Spanish speaking
les[G]sons on [C]CD

[Verse 5]
Last [F]night we all sang Jingle Bells
an[C]d opened up our hearts
This [F]morning our house looks like
hell or [D]possibly Wal-Mart
[G]Someone [C]Someone [G]clean [C]the gravy
boat and dress the Barbie [F]doll
Merry Christmas [C]every[F] one, Happy Ho[C]lida[G]ys[C][F][Am][C][F][C][G]
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[F]y'a[C]ll[Am][F][C][G][C]

[Verse 6]
We're [F]makin' mimosas [Am]on the
[F]deck and [C]packin' [G]the U-haul
[C]Merry [F]Merry Christ[Am]mas [F]everyone,
God [C]bless us [G]one an[C]d all

[Outro 1]
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