if you play your cards wrong chords and lyrics - RODNEY CARRINGTON

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[Intro 1]
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[Verse 1]
If you [G]play
your cards wrong
You can [C]take me home tonight
[D]You've got all the makings
Of [C]my fu[D]ture ex- [G]wife
I've got 3 bucks
My credit sucks
And my fu[C]ture don't look to bright
If [D]you play your cards wrong
You can [C]take me [D]home to[G]night
[D]some

[Verse 2]
[Em]call me a loser
And [C]a lazy [G]no good [C]slob
I've lost my [Em]house
I've got no car
[D]I can't keep a job
But I've [C]got a big heart
And an[D]other part
Take me [Em]home, you'll understand
Be[C]cause [D]my genitalia looks
[C]like a [D]pringles [G]can

[Verse 3]
if you [C]play your cards [D]wrong
You can [G]take me home tonight
[C]When I pull my [D]pants down
Hey you [C]won't be[D]lieve I'm [G]white
It's been said that I'm Mr. Ed
But don't [C]worry, I won't bite
If you [D]play your cards wrong
You can [C]take me [D]home to[G]night
[D]some

[Verse 4]
[Em]call me dishonest
And they [C]say I'm just lyin'
But [Em]I peed next to ol'
John Holmes [D]and
He started cryin'
On [C]a sunny day [D]I've got it made
Get [Em]under my wiener if you need shade
If you [C]play your cards [D]wrong
You can [C]take me [D]home
to[G]night

[Outro 1]
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