I'M Allergic To Cats chords and lyrics - NEIL BARTRAM

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[Verse 1]
[G]Good evening,
Dr.
O 'Hara, I'm glad you could [C]make it.
I know, it's frus[G]trating getting to
midtown at this time [Em]of day.[E]
The up[Am]town
NR is [C]a pain.[D]
[C]Not to mention [Bbsus4]the rain.
[Bb]But thank [C]you for coming, sir.
[G]I've got som[Gsus4]ething to say[C].[Bb]
[C][Bb][Csus4][C][Bb][Csus4]
[Bb]I'm al[Gm]lergic to [G]cats.
[C]That's [Gsus4]part of t[Gm]he reason I asked
to have dinner with [C]you.[Bb][Csus4][C]
[Bb]I'm allergic t[C]o cats[Gm].
[C]I kno[Csus4]w, it's hardly[C] a life -[G]threatening
medical hullaba[Em]loo.[Asus4]
[A]See, [Dm]when I was born,
they ex[Ddim]pected me later,
[Dm]so I[Em] spent two months
in an [Bbsus4]incubator.
[Bb]Ever[C] since that,[G]
I can't be near a [C]cat.[Bb]
[C][Bb][C][Bb][C]
[Csus4]I can tell by[C] your smirk,[Gsus4]
[F]you[Gsus4] think this is silly an[G]d borderline phobic, perhaps.[C][Bb][C]
[Bb]But this in no[Gm]cent quirk can ca[F]use [Gsus4]such a[Gm]
[G]violent reaction my lung could col[Em]lapse.[Asus4]
[A]So [Dm]bear with me, sir,
this is nothing sordid.
[Ddim]Your pa tien[Em]ce, I promise,
will [Bbsus4]be rewarded.[Bb]
I'm [C]really not bats,
[G]just allergic to [C]cats.[Bb][C]
[Csus4]But
[F]Julie,
Julie [G]loves cats.
As [Em]you know,
they're her passion and [Asus4]joy.[A]
She [Dm]knits them wool sweaters
and crochets [G]them hats.
For their [C]birthdays,
[Bb]she sews them their [Ebdim]own special toy.[C]
There's
[F]Meowser,
Miss
Mew,
Cookie
[G]Puss,
Alexander.
Her [Em]couch is a playground
[C]of [Bb]pee a[Bbsus4]nd dander[Bb]
So I [C]cough and I wheeze
Pop a fistful of
[Em]Claritin -D's
[Asus4]Try to hide [A]before anyon[Dm]e sees[Gsus4]
[G]I'm allergic to cat[C]s[Bb][C]
[Csus4]For over a ye[F]ar[Gsus4]
[F]I've [G]hidden from
Julie each [Gsus4]ana phyla[G]ctic display[C][Bb][C]
[Bb]Oh, [Csus4]cause she'[F]s such a dea[Gsus4]r
If she knew how [G]cats make me suffer
she'd [Em]give them [Asus4]away.
[A]But she [Dm]is my world,
[Ddim]I live for her t[Dm]ruly.
[Em]Ju lie loves cats, and I[Bbsus4] love
Ju[Bb]lie.
So she [C]tickles their toes,
and I smile as my [Em]throat starts to close,
[Asus4]but I vow t[A]hat she'll
[Dm]never [Gsus4]suppose
[G]I'm allergic to cat[C]s.[Bb][C]
[Bb]Well,
[G]Dr.
O 'Hara, I fear that I've
buried the [C]headline.
The point [G]of this story is murky,
I [Em]have to concede.
[E]I hop[Am]e that I've shown you tonight I love
your [D]daughter with all of [Bbsus4]my might.
[Bb]So humbl[C]y I stand,
asking you for [Em]her marital hand.
[Asus4]Wedded life will[A] be blissful [Dm]and grand.
With
[G]Julie, and
Meowser,
Miss
Mew,
Cookie
[G]Puss,
Alexander,
the dander, the [G]pea,
and [C]me![Csus4][C][Csus4][C][G]
[C]Ah -choo!
Oh!
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