I've Never Heard chords and lyrics - COUSIN HERB HENSON

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[Verse 1]
[G]I've [C]never heard a noise
from a [F]snapdragon
Or [C]just a little bark from a [G]tree
I've [C]never heard a sound
from a [F]popsicle
[C]Chili's hot and [G]that's a mys[C]tery
[F]Eskimo pie's on a stick,
[C]drumstick's in a cone
You [D]would be in an awful fix
if [G]I would telephone
There's [C]nothing that would faze me
And you know I feel all [F]right
I sleep all day [C]just because I can
[G]only see at [C]night[G][C]
I've never cut the grass with an [F]icicle
Or [C]churned a little ounce of butter[G]cups
I've [C]never drank a glass
of ice -cold [F]watermelon
Feath[C]ers down just [G]like the [C]coconuts
Old [F]Prince Albert's in the can,
[C]jaywalking is a crime
They [D]caught him trying to hang his
clothes [G]on a dandy line
I'll [C]bet you think I'm crazy,
and you know, maybe I [F]am
But there's one thing for certain,
[C]I'm [G]not a sugar -cured [C]ham[G][C]
I've never heard a meow
from a pussy [F]willow
Or [C]drank a sample from the Milky [G]Way
I've [C]never seen a thing
that a [F]mare made
Christ[C]mas time won't
[G]bring us Santa [C]Fe
[F]Knock -knee -pretches is my lot
of [C]loser -turnin' -gray
When [D]I want a little kiss, the g[G]irls all say
Nay, nay. May[C]be in a hundred years,
things will turn out [F]right.
I will peddle my [C]pa pers,
then [G]go and fly a [C]kite.
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