Little Pieces Of Seaweed chords and lyrics - STEVE VAI

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[Verse 1]
[D]You're lookin' [Bb]for trouble
You've [D]come to the right [F#]place
Come on [C#]baby,
[D]smack [F#]the [D]smeg[F#]ma
All across the place because...
[D]I took

[Verse 2]
little pieces of seaweed and I caused stretch marks to appear all over your little body. Yes I did. I really did. It was all over [Ab]your body. [D]Eh, your body looked like a road map,
and my best friend got so confused, he thought you were doubting Thomas and put his fingers in your holes that I left there after I beat you up with an axe.

[Verse 3]
I looked at you and I suppose that you'd like to [D]stick a pair of speakers in my throat because you don't like the way I speak. Of course you don't. Why don't you put me
in overdrive and we'll get [Dm]in treble. [D]We'll have triplets together. We'll have to talk to the sta[C]ff abo[D]ut it. Oh, I'm so flat; I'm so flat; I'm so flat; I'm so flat.

[Verse 4]
[D]Ah, [C#]you'[D]re u[Dm]nder[D] arrest. You're under arrest. You're under arrest for smiling in Sector V, now; don't step across the line. Take off your clothes. Put your buttocks in your pocket and spread your hands. Now bend over. Now bend over. Bend over, bend over and spread those cheeks. Bend over and spread those ch[Dm]eeks. Bend over and spread[C#] those cheeks. Bend ov[D]er and spread[E] those cheeks. I'm goi[D]ng to insert my notes from an isotope that I scored off Einstein while he peeled off his pimples with plutonium. Why can't he perform the way he did earlier? (Well, I'll tel[Dm]l you). What's wrong with him? He's [D]lost his style; he's lost his spunk; he's no good; he's funk. He smells like a cowbell. He has the personality of a road accident. He has the IQ of salamande[A]r swea[D]t. And he smells like stale cat piss shoved intravenously thro[C#]ugh the IV of an aging[D] welfare patient. Welfare,
all fare, [Ab]we're all fair on [D]this universe, and I've got a [C#]ticket to ride you any t[D]ime I want because I'm abusive. Don't cry at me [A]with y[D]our wah- wah pedal. Don't plug in your amplifier and tell [E]me you p[C#]aid your [B]dues.[C#] Don't tell me you went for t[F#]his g[D]uy's act and you went for your own fame. Don't tell me that I'm to blame.

[Verse 5]
[C#]And I to[E]ok l[D]ittle pieces of seawee[C#]d. I t[Ab]ook li[F#]ttle pieces of seaweed. I[D] took little[C#] pieces of seaweed. I took little, I [D]took little pieces of [A]seaweed. Piece[Db]s of seaweed. I took[Gb] little pieces of seaweed. [E]Pieces of. I took l[Db]ittle pieces of seaweed and I caused stretch marks to ap[D]pear all[C#] over your little body. Yes I did. I really did. It was all over your body. Eh, eh, your body l[D]ooked like a road map, an[C#]d my best friend got so confu[D]sed, he thought you were a doubting Thomas and he put his fingers in your holes that I l[Db]eft there after I beat you up with an[D] axe. And he put you in the car, and he drove you down to Sylmar to meet this guy who used to play for the big guy. You know, the big guy. I'll be Frank with ya, ya know. (Snork) But,
no. It wasn't good enough for her. She wanted a sensitive guy. So I fuckin' tok her out to the beach [Gb]and I [D]put some sandpaper in the KY [A]Jelly - - because you [D]always hurt the ones you love. (Oh, that's why you beat her up with an axe). I let the pelicans, I let the pelicans, have their [Eb]way with her. [D](I'm over here, Shorts. Here Shorts...). And I threatened her with a pelic[A]an. [Gb]I threatened [Db]her w[D]ith a pelican. Don't tell me that I'm to blame. Ya tell me, tell me, tell me, ya tell [E]me y[D]ou're so good; you tell me you're so fine; you tell me you're so wonderful; you tell me you're sublime. You tell me [Bb]you're so good; you tell me you're so fine; you tell me you're s[D]o wonderful; you tell me you're sublime, sublime, sublime, sublime, [Gb]sublime. E[D]h ha, eh ha, ha, h[D]a, eh, ha ha...

[Verse 6]
And he judges. He judges. He says what's good and what's right, and what's good and what's right,
and what's good and what's right, and what's good as what's right. He [D]says, “This product will sell many units in that [E]demographic area”. And I took [D]little pieces of seaweed and I caused stretch [Gb]marks to appear [D]all over your little body. Yes I did; yes I did; yes I did; yes I did....