Major Denial

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[Verse 1]
[G]You've[C5][B][E5][Em][B][C]
[C5]got [G]styl[B]e,
You've got [Em]class
You've got [C5]a boyfriend
[C]that wants to [C5]kick my ass
I made [G]him angry, I made him annoyed
When I sent him dirty [B5]pictures
from my [Bm]polaroid
Sorry [B5]about the [G]tracks in your yard [Em]For taking out

[Verse 2]
the tree and
for hitting [C]your [D]barn
[G]I didn't see it c[B]oming,
it was [C]moving [A5]to fast
Here's [Am]a hun[G]dred dol
[B]lars for the bodycast

[Verse 3]
We could get married in [C]Las Vegas
[A5]I know that [G]my mom will take [D5]us
Put it all on [C]black and let [G]it ride[C5]
[B][Em]

[Verse 4]
I saw [E5]you at[B][C][C5][G]
the club [B]downtown
We danced to[Em]gether till
you turned around
And saw [C]me in my Gibraltar pose
Then you [C5]kicked me in [G]the nuts
[B5]and [B]ya broke m[Em]y nose
We could [C]get married in

[Verse 5]
[G]Las Vegas
I know that my [B]mom will take [C]us
Put [Am]it a[A5]ll on bla[Am]ck[G]
and let it ride

[Verse 6]
Cause it's [Bm]so hard being me
[B]Victim of your no [C]loser policy
[A5]And I [Am]know that [G]one day you [D5]will see
[C]That [G]you[F]r s[C]o damn lucky to
be with a guy like [D5]me

[Verse 7]
What can I say, feeling [B]lonely
So do you think we could [C]hang around,
you get to know me
[D5]Tell me things you'd like to show me,
Tie me up like I'm a pony,
[B]Ride me to [Bm]the moo[C]n,
you can spank me [D5]till I'm black and [G]blue[D5]
[G]And bleeding too and begging [B]you to stop!

[Verse 8]
We could get married in [C]Las Vegas
[Am]I know[A5] that [Am]my m[G]om will take[B] us
Put it [C]all on black and let it ride

[Verse 9]
[A5]Cause it's so hard being me
Victim of your no loser [G]policy
And I know that [D5]one day you [C]will see
[G]That your so [D5]dam n l[C]ucky to be
[G]So Damn [D5]Lucky to be with a guy [C]like [G]me