Microwave Popcorn

Lời & hợp âm

[Intro 1]
[Am][Gm][Dm]

[Verse 1]
Could [Dm]you turn
up my headphones? [Am]Turn up my head- or
I'm the only one in here, so,
I'm [Gm]gonna turn up my own headphones
For myself, thank [Am]you, you're welcome

[Verse 2]
[Am]Tryna make microwave [Dm]popcorn
In a [Am]microwave
[Dm]I am[Am] on that[G] wa[Gm]ve,
I am on that [Dm]wave[Am]
Tryna make microwave [Dm]pop corn

[Verse 3]
I take the packet out the plastic (takin' out the [Am]plastic,
brrt)
Reading the directions on the back
of the [Gm]package (ooh)
Orville Redenbacher, you're
a savage [Am](you a savage)
So let's get crackin'
(tryna make [Dm]microwave, ayy)
I put the packet on
[Am]the glass (what glass?)
The little glass dish in
[Gm]the microwave (got it)
I close the door (which door?)
[Am]The door to the microwave,
what is wrong with you?
You [Dm]follow all the rules when you're
a studious [Gm]guy ([Am]step one)
[Dm]Insert the [Am]packet, set the [Dm]power [Am]to high
Cook for [Gm]one-and-a-half minutes
minutes
minutes
minutes
To two-and-a-half minutes (mm,
kind [Am]kind kind of a wide range)

[Verse 4]
Tryna make microwave [Dm]popcorn
(bippity-bippity bop)
In a [Am]mi cr[Dm]owave (b[Am]rrt)
I am [G]on [Gm]that wave,
I am on that [Dm]wave[Am]
Tryna make [Dm]microwave popcorn

[Verse 5]
The [Dm]popcorn's done[Am]
(Thank god)
I open up the door,
I take it [Gm]out
Ah, goddamn,
that's [Am]hot (super hot)
Makes sense (I burnt [Dm]my fingies)
I open up the packet (the packet)
[Am]It smells smoky and the kernels are black,
[Gm]shit (no)
I burned it (no), I burned
[Am]it (for real?)
Yes, for real
Do you think you're helping by saying [Dm]all
this? (Tryna make microwave)
I'm givin' up (I'm done
[Am]cookin' popcorn)
I'ma eat a bag of Skinny Pop
[Gm](it's already popped)
I look back at the microwave,
wait a minute
[Am]How'd I miss this button? There's a

[Verse 6]
button and the button says
[Dm]"Popcorn" (oh, no)
On the [Am]mi cr[Dm]owave (there was a
[Am]button that said popcorn)
I am [Gm]on that wave,
I am on that [Dm]wave [Am](I shoulda hit that button)
Tryna make [Dm]microwave popcorn (tryna make
microwave) (bippity bippity bop) (Jiffy Pop)
In a microwave [Am](guys, stop) (microwave) (ah, got a ker[Dm]nel in my throat,
ah) (brr)
I am [Am]on that wave,
I am [Gm]on that wave (everyone's talking at the same time)
Can everyone just [Dm]shut
(Christmas ornaments)
Shut up [Am](movie theatre butter)
Tryna make microwave pop[Dm]corn