My Pathetic Friend

Lời & hợp âm

[Verse 1]
[G]1, [D]2, [G]3, [D]4[C][D][G][Em][C][D]
[Em][G][C][A][D][G]
[C][A][D]
Cof[G]fee keeps me [C]alive on my
late -night [A]talk [D]show
[G]Then I change as I leave
the [C]live [A]studio[D]
And [F]everybody knows that casu
[A]alness causes [G]casualties
You wouldn't guess that
it's mostly my [F]fault
And every show suck[A]s as
a result of me
[G]You've now seen [D]all my possibilities
[C]My [D]pat[Em]heti[G]c fr[Em]iend[C][D][G][Em]
[G]It's been a tough week on
the [C]late night [A]talk [D]show
[G]I just can't afford w[C]hat
I need [A]to know[D]
[G]Gotta get away [C]from the
late night [A]talk [D]show
[G]Gotta drive as far [C]as
the car will [A]go[D]
And [F]everybody knows that cas
[A]uals cost [G]casualties
You wouldn't guess it, it's mostly my fault
[F]That every shot sucks[A]
as a result of [G]me
You now map [D]out my personalities
[C]My [D]pat[G]het[Em]ic friend
[C][D][G][Em][C][D][G]
[Em]My pathetic fr[C]iend[D][G][Em]
[C]An d time can [Em]be a blessing
I know you've [C]seen it all be[Em]fore
[C]Just keep your [Em]mouth shut
God doesn't [C]want it all be[Em]fore
[G]Will you be a guest [C]on the
late night [A]talk [D]show?
[G]Just relax and I'll [C]give you
the third [A]degree[D]
[G]Do you want a job [C]on the
late night [A]talk [D]show?
[G]You can be the direct[C]or
and fuck with [A]me[D]
And [F]everybody knows that casu
[A]alness costs casualties
[G]You wouldn't guess that
it's mostly my fault
[F]And every show sucks[A]
as a result of me
[G]You've now met [D]both my personalities
[C]My [D]pat[Em]heti[G]c fr[Em]iend,[G][Em]
[C]my [D]pat[G]het[Em]ic friend[C], it's me, it[D]'s me[G]
[Em]My pathetic fr[C]iend, it's m[D]e, it's me[Em]
you