Never Met A Dog chords and lyrics - VINEGAR JOE

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[Intro 1]
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[D]So

[Verse 1]
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[E]And the dus[Em]tman made me freak out
Like a hippie with a jewel in his [E]brain
Baby, things were looking bleak
I could hardly dare to speak
As I clung [Em]on underneath
[E]the speeding [Em]train[E]
So I mumbled sour speech
[Em]As I changed my name to Leech
And my [E]parasites [Em]kept
driving me [E]insane
[Em]As the wolves scratched down my door
And [D]trapped one by the jaw
So I [C]asked him quite politely
[D]for his nam[E]e, yeah
[B]Where are all my friends?
Now I'm [A]rolling up [E]my doggies
[A]Never met a dog that took to me,
[E]yeah[D][Em][E][D][Em][C][Em][D]
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He says, son, if you'd release me
I could rap a bit more [D]freely[Em]
[D]Like an [Em]imbecile, [C]I'd [D]let him in again
[E]He says, boy, the situation
Is a touch of [D]constipation
And [E]you're [Em]first causing a tumor on my [E]brain
I said, man, I ain't a doctor,
but [Em]I'm [D]sure if you'd adopt a [Em]new r[D]eligion,
[C]it would fix[D] up your complaint,
[E]yeah, yeah, yeah
[B]Where are all my friends?
Now I'm [A]rolling up [E]my doggins
Nev[A]er met a dog that talked to me
Yeah, yeah.
Ooh [E]yeah.
Ooh [D]yeah.
[C]Ooh, ooh.
Ooh [D]yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Interlude 1]
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[E]So he

[Verse 2]
shoots me in the neck
Tells me he'll [D]be back again
[Em]Yeah, loss of earnings is a [D]felony, I [E]claim
So, just as soon as I heal up
And I finish [D]with this bitter [E]cup
And I [Em]man age to get to my feet [E]again
I'll tell you what I'll do
I'll get on with my [Em]profession
[E]Tea[D]ch war dogs a lesson
Cut those [C]angry humans
[D]off their angry brain[E]s, [Em]yeah[E]
[Em]Where [E]are[B] all my friends?
Now I'm [A]rolling up [E]my doggins
Nev[A]er met a dog that took [F#m]to me[A]
[B]Where are all my friends?
Now I'm [A]rolling up my [E]doggins
Nev[A]er met a dog that talked
to [E]me[D][C][D]
[E]
Never met a dog that talked
Never met a [D]dog that talked
Never, [C]never ever,
ever [D]met a dog till I [E]did this
Never met a dog
Never [D]met a dog
Nev[C]er met a dog
[D]Never met a [E]dog
I've never met a dog, [A]never met a [D]dog
I've [C]never met a dog,
[D]never met a dog
Come [E]on, [D]lady[C][D]
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