Questionnaire chords and lyrics - THE RUTLES

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[Intro 1]
[Dm][G][Dm][G]

[Verse 1]
[Dm]Hey mister man
in the street - excuse [G]me
[Dm]Do you have a few moments
to spare? [G]Oh [Gm]yeah...
Don't worry, I'm not trying to sell
[C]you anything you wouldn't want
I'm just a [F]questionnaire...
Tell me what you think about this
low-fat diet diet sham[B]poo[Eb]
Do you think it's Crunchy,
[C]Half-Cruncy, or Not [Fm]Crunchy at all?
Put a [Bb]tick in the appropriate box
- there's nothing [Eb]to it...
Yes No Don't Know
[Ab]- I
Don't Care
I'm only a [Eb]Questionnaire,
only a [Bb]Questionnaire...
[Dm]Please mister man in the street
- believe me
I'm only doing my job and I need
[G]to know[Gm]
everything about you, take it [C]easy,
all you gotta do
Is answer [F]'yes' or 'no'...
Tell me what think about the
Devil and the Deep Blue [B]Sea
[Eb]Do you think there's one True God,
a False [C]God, or No God [Fm]at all?
Put a [Bb]tick in the appropriate box - there's
nothing [Eb]to it...
Yes No Don't Know
[Ab]- I
Don't Care
I'm only a [Eb]Questionnaire...
Yes No Don't Know
[Ab]- I Don't Care
I'm only a [Eb]Questionnaire,
only a [Bb]Questionnaire...[Dm][Gm][C]
..Now can you
[F]Tell me what you think about how easy
it can be to buy a [B]gun?[Eb]
Do you think it's Crazy, Half Crazy,
[C]or Not Crazy [Fm]at all?
Put a [Bb]tick in the appropriate box