Sixteen Saltines Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Em][G][A5][B][Em][G][A5][B]
[Em][G]

[Verse 1]
She's [A5]got
stickers [B]on her [Em]locker[G]
And the boy's [A5]number's
[B]there in magic [Em]marker
[G]I'm hungry and the hun[A5]ger wil[B]l linger
I eat [C]sixteen salt[D5]ine crackers
then I lick my fin[D]gers[Em][G]

[Verse 2]
Well every [A5]morning [B]I deliver the news
[Em]Blac[G]k hat white shoe[A5]s
[B]and I'm red all over
[Em]She's got [G]a big mailbox[A5]
[B]that she puts up front
[C]Garbage in, garbage out,
[D5]she's getting [D]what she wants

[Interlude 1]
[G][Em][G][Am][G][Em]

[Verse 3]
[G]Who's jealous [Am]who's jeal[G]ous who's
jealous who's jeal[Em]ous of who?
[G]If I get bus[Am]y the[G]n I couldn't
care less [Em]what you do
But [G]when I'm by myself
I think of [Em]nothing else
[C]Than if a boy just might be get[D5]ting through and

[Interlude 2]
touching you
[Em][G][A5][B][Em][G][A5][B][Em]
[G]Spike heels make a

[Verse 4]
[A5]hole [B]in a lifeboat
[Em]Drifting a[G]way when I'm talk
[A5]ing and [B]laughing as we float
[Em]I hear[G] her whistle,
[A5]that's how I[B] know she's home
[C]Lipstick, eyelash, [D5]broke mirror,
broken [Em]home
[G]Force fed forced

[Verse 5]
[A5]med[B]
s 'til I drop dead
[Em]You can'[G]t defeat her, when you
[A5]meet [B]her you'll get what I said
[Em]The [G]Lord knows there's
[A5]a method [B]to her madness
[C]But the Lord's joke is [D]a boat
in a sea of sad[D5]ness
[G][D][D5][D][G][Em][G][Am][D][G][D][Em]

[Verse 6]
[Em]She [G]doesn't know
but when she's gone I sit and [Em]drink her perfume
I'm sure she's [Am]drinking [A5]too, [G]but why,
where and what [Em]for and who?
And I'm so[A5]lo r[G]owing on[Am]
[G]one side [Em]off the boat.
[C]Looking up, throwing up,
a [D]lifesaver [D5]down my throat

[Interlude 3]
[Em][E][Em][B][Em]
[B][Em]
Who's [G]jealous who's jealous who's

[Verse 7]
[Am]jealous
[B]who's [Em]jealous of [G]who?
Who's jealous who's jealous who's
[Am]jealous [B]who's jealous of [Em]who?
Who's [G]jealous who's jealous who's
[Am]jealous [B]who's jealous of [Em]who?

[Outro 1]
[C][D]
[D][Em]