Tales From The Dane Side chords and lyrics - DANA DANE

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[Verse 1]
In this [Am]solid world of fame and fortune,
our realities are sometimes dimmed by stature and ego.
But when the mic is checked and the spotlight shines,
there comes [F]another [Am]side, our dame side.
Now
I'ma start this tale from here.
Is that okay with you?
I made a girl, okay, the other day, too
She called me up and said,
I'd like to see you
Be here at nine
Better yet, make it a quarter to
Well, at the house, I run the bell
Who is it?
Me,
Dana, dying here to fake him a visit
A faint voice says,
I'm back here
As I walk past the living room,
straight to the rear
Now, in the bedroom,
on the bed, she lay
Urging me on, and she began to say,
I heard you were great, by word of mouth
But right here and now,
I'm gonna wear you out
I threw my arms in the air,
said it's out of my hands
I took off my shirt and dropped my pants
Then with a grin, with a forth,
I jumped in and I swam
And I swam like a happy dolphin
I hit her all angles, the bottom, the top
Then she screamed out,
Say stop!
I knew she seemed to sing
in a new tune
Exhausted,
she slowly went to the bathroom
Then a moment later she was back,
ready
Excuse me, lover boy, ready for round two
For four or five rounds now
this went on
Something was wrong
Cause I was getting worn
So I followed to the bathroom
to scope the deal
Yo, it couldn't be, it can't be real
Now check this out, y 'all
Would you believe?
Ken was just one of the beautiful three,
but now that I have met the whole gang.
Three on one, but it ain't no thang.
You think the tale's too tall, or maybe I lied,
but anything can happen in telephone and
Zang
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Laid one night, walking through a park
Gosh, I must admit, it was awfully dark
Now me and this kid,
he didn't pay me no mind
He was stepping kinda fast,
I guess he had
to make time
A hood on his head, couldn't see his face
But by the way he walked,
well I assumed he was gay
He dipped out the park and I
knew he was gone
But wait, pointed at my head,
what is 45 long?
It was the kid came back for me
He said, take off your coat
and all your jewelry
Other than the fact,
I was about to be tagged
Something in this guy's voice
made me unrelaxed
Playing with my coat,
trying to starve for time
He knew I was trying to play with his mind
He started getting confused
like a young boy would
He made a frantic mistake
and took off his hood
Astonished, I'm naive,
my face turns pale
Would you believe this guy
was a sweet female?
She said, want everything that you've got on
I even want your
BVD nylon
Now,
BVDs, I said, are well and fine
But today in here only wears
Calvin
Klein
She changed my name,
must've struck her nerve
Are you the rapper
Dana
Dang?
You can't be, word
She said, you're the best,
you're number one
Smiling, blushing, waving the gun
Word to the parent, I gotta get some
And she pulled out a pack
of lubricated condoms
Forced me to take off my
flawless attrition
We proceeded to quits in an
old parked bench
Some might disbelieve and say I lied
But anything can happen,
it tells from the
[G]Dane's [Gm]side.[G][C][Am][F]
[G]Now we move to [Em]the score[Am].[G][C]
[F]And a one, and a [G]two, and [Em]a three.[Am]
Now I went to a party, go cool and hard.
Girlie calling out my name like
I'm a superstar.
Screaming out of their heads,
going out of their minds, saying
Oh,
Dana,
Dana, so divine!
the night was still early,
about an hour to twelve
Went up, jumped the figure
from the depths of hell
He introduced himself,
Lucifer the
Great
He said he had my soul,
and he was so convinced
His eyes on fire, his voice cold
A wave of his hand appeared to
Mike and go
Now with the same chill voice from him,
I was told
I'm with you this,
Mike, or get your soul
Now the wage was this,
who could rock the mark
Who could make the party pump
for the rest of the night
Now
Mike must have made me
outright possessed
Cause I didn't hesitate and I took his bet
Now the bet against the devil
is a shoe and a stick
And everybody knows you just can't win
The girls knew the deal,
they cried out my name
Please don't take the rapper day to day
Now the devil, he laughed,
he thought, he won
But he didn't know the
battle just begun
Cause I kicked him in his rhyme,
yes, moving on tempo
He tried to sing,
but a real lame attempt, though
He bowed his head and said, I knew
Then later,
Golden
Mike bought my ballet shoes
So I slapped him across the head and said,
for shame, for shame
And right before my eyes,
yelled, the devil changed
Now I'm laughing at me with
these rotten teeth
Yeah, you guessed it,
Anita's a beast
And some might disbelieve and say I lied
But anything can happen in
Tales from the
Dane
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