That's Funny chords and lyrics - COUNT COOLOUT

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[Verse 1]
[D]Okay, okay class, now quiet down.
Yes,
Mr.
Kulat, I see you're late.
Suppose you come up to the front of the class and
read your essay on what's funny to you.
Well, uh, I can't exactly do that, teach.
What do you mean,
you can't exactly do that?
When I give you an assignment,
I expect for you to...
Yeah, yeah, but teach I can explain
Explain why you are late or why you haven't turned in
your assignment on what's funny to you
Well teach I can explain both
But teach wait wait, I can explain you see I was up all
night researching the project what yeah
Yeah, I didn't even go home.
Well, explain to me, if you would please,
what you were doing all night
that you didn't have time
to complete your essay on,
What's
Funny to
You?
["What's
Funny to
You?" by background.]
Can
I, would
I, if I please,
tell you what funny means to me?
First, dear teacher,
here's some prose for you
That you can wash down
with your lunchtime stew
Now don't say what screamer called the
D
Just give me a chance
to explain what I mean
Now you already know that
count's my name
But what you must understand, double
R's no game
It's the
R to the second power of rock
I feel this new element will leave the
PTA shocked
Cause double
R's my baby, it's my master plan
And once you learned your
lesson you will understand
That practical gags are not my bag
Cause I'm a serious
MC
But then again those other
MCs
Big cop and big please sounds
downright funny to me
That's funny, that's funny,
that's funny, funny to me
That's funny, that's funny,
that's funny, funny to me
Yes, some people feel it's
funny and think it's cute
To see a man bathing in a three -piece suit
But I feel funny can be different things
And if you don't believe,
ask the comedy kings
From
Charlie
Chaplin to the
Keystone
Cubs
These guys can make you laugh
till your heartbeat stops
Bill
Cosby,
Milton
Berle, and don't forget
Mr.
Lou
Costello
And but I bet these are some comic
sources just to name a few
That I researched to bring forth to you
a reply to your question
What's funny to me?
Mr.
Rickles was the first one I had to see
He said, watch out kid,
did you expect me to sing?
Why can't you fools understand?
I'm a comedy king
But you can't rhythm,
look down on your luck
And I don't have time for
hockey pucks
But in response to your question,
what's funny to me?
Your whole generation on a raft at sea
The rope gave way, the current picked up,
and there you stood, countin' hockey puck.
You stopped, saw a scream,
Mr.
Rickles, help me, but somethin' got in my eye,
and I couldn't see.
Then when your momma screamed out, please give us a hand,
I clapped her hard, I could hardly stand.
But then before I left, I said, your pop's a rude, your mom's a pig,
and when it's combat, bitch, you got funny.
That's funny, that's funny,
funny to me.
That's funny, that's funny,
that's funny, funny to me.
Usually I get mad when treated hostile
But I kept my sense of humor and forced a
smile I left
Mr.
Rickles in a heated rage
As I carried my quest to its next stage
The stage was set, it was almost dawn
And
Mr.
Youngman was about to go on
He said,
Boy, this kid can't rap, what? I wouldn't
call my dog that if he were a must
And what do you want, kid,
me to get fired? I just flew in, your arms look tired
I've admired your style all of my life
I'm fresh out of
Maddox, please take my wife
I can't afford your wife,
there's no room in my home
Then stick her in your yard,
and give her a bone
I travel so far without a bite to eat
He said, so long kid,
and then he bit me
That's funny, that's funny,
that's funny, funny to me
That's funny, that's funny,
that's funny, funny to me
At this point, I was about to stop
Then I remembered my lesson, from
Rhythm of
Rock
To be yourself, regardless of fools
And keep your vibe, preceptical
You get your reward before too long
The next bell I rang was
Cheech and
Chong
The doorbell rang, the curtains moved
And I could hear the sounds of
Kulab's groove
The sun was shining, it was a lovely day
And when the music stopped,
I could hear them say
That's immigration?
Just go away, we don't need green cards
We were born in
L .A., it's not immigration
I'm
Count
Kulab, I was hoping that you'd
help me work my problem out
If it's not immigration, who could it be?
The
FBI or plainclothes
D .T.
You're in big trouble,
yeah man that's rough
Before I open the door,
Chang eat the stuff
I was losing my humor,
felt much dismay
That's when they opened the door,
with a slight delay
I said I'm
Count
Gulab, I'm the king of
Nauru
And if you don't believe,
I can show and prove
I was sitting with my teacher,
with an essay to do
And I would like to know,
what's funny to you
What's funny to us, that's an easy one
Let me tell you what my man
Chang just done
We were throwing a party,
with a couple of pounds
Partying hard, till your groove is found
We were digging the record
from start to start
We even sang to the legions to double our rock
I pledge allegiance to the group of cool
Now cool off
And do the rhythm, people
Now rock your body out
That's funny, that's funny
That's funny, funny to me
That's funny, that's funny
That's funny, funny to me
And after you did teach
and classmates too
I've stated what's funny to me to you
It's your turn now, make your move
Put your hand on the rock
and feel the groove
Don't hesitate or procrastinate
And girl, don't you dare
say no can't wait
Cause once you're in your seat,
new groove is free
It's like an
A, excellent on your spellin' beat
And yes it's risin' quick
and spreadin' so fast
You oughta touch the rock before next class
It leaves you tickled pink,
makes you laugh
till you cry
And you won't have to hide from the
F .V .I.
Cause double
R, my baby, is my master plan
Once you learned your lesson,
you will understand
The practical gags are not my bag
Cause I'm a serious
MC
But then again those other
MCs
Cop and
Big
B
Sounds downright funny to me
That's funny, that's funny,
that's funny, funny to me
That's funny, that's funny,
that's funny, funny to me
That's funny, that's funny,
that's funny, to
That's funny, that's that's
That's funny, that's that's to
Come on
Bart, as fast as you can,
and share your experiences with your
fellow [D]students!
[D]
[D]
Well, how could it be?