The Bad Touch chords and lyrics - BLOODHOUND GANG

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[Intro 1]
Haha, well now
We call this the act of mating
But there are several other
very important differences
Between human beings and animals
that you should know about
(I'd appreciate your input)
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[Verse 1]
[Am]Sweat baby, sweat baby,
[C]sex is a Texas drought
Me and you [G]do the kind of stuff
that only [F]Prince would sing about
So put your [Am]hands down my pants
and I'll [C]bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm [G]Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
And you're [F]getting two thumbs up
You've had e[Am]nough of two-hand touch
You want it [C]rough, you're out of bounds
I want you [G]smothered, want you covered
Like my [F]Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than Fed[Am]Ex,
never reaching apex
Just like Coca-Cola [C]stock, you are inclined
To make me [G]rise an hour early
just like [F]Daylight Savings Time

[Chorus 1]
(Do it now)
[Am]You and me, baby,
ain't [C]nothin' but mammals
So let's [G]do it like they do
on the Dis[F]covery Channel
(Do it again now)
[Am]You and me, baby,
ain't [C]nothin' but mammals
So let's [G]do it like they do
on the Dis[F]covery Channel

[Interlude 1]
(Gettin' horny now)
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[Verse 2]
[Am]Love, the kind you clean up
[C]with a mop and bucket
Like the [G]lost catacombs of Egypt,
only [F]God knows where we stuck it
Hiero[Am]glyphics, let me be Pacific,
I wanna be [C]down in your South Seas
But I got this [G]notion
that the motion of your ocean
Means small [F]craft advisory
So if I cap[Am]size in your thighs, high tide, B-5,
you [C]sunk my battleship
Please turn me [G]on, I'm Mr. Coffee
with an [F]automatic drip
So show me [Am]yours, I'll show you mine,
"Tool Time"
You'll [C]Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll [G]do it doggy style
So we can [F]both watch X-Files
(Do it now)

[Chorus 2]
[Am]You and me, baby,
ain't [C]nothin' but mammals
So let's [G]do it like they do
on the Dis[F]covery Channel
(Do it again now)
[Am]You and me, baby,
ain't [C]nothin' but mammals
So let's [G]do it like they do
on the Dis[F]covery Channel

[Interlude 2]
(Gettin' horny now)
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[Chorus 3]
[Am]You and me, baby,
ain't [C]nothin' but mammals
So let's [G]do it like they do
on the Dis[F]covery Channel
(Do it again now)
[Am]You and me, baby,
ain't [C]nothin' but mammals
So let's [G]do it like they do
on the Dis[F]covery Channel

[Chorus 4]
(Do it now)
[Am]You and me, baby,
ain't [C]nothin' but mammals
So let's [G]do it like they do
on the Dis[F]covery Channel
(Do it again now)
[Am]You and me, baby,
ain't [C]nothin' but mammals
So let's [G]do it like they do
on the Dis[F]covery Channel

[Outro 1]
(Gettin' horny now)
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[Repeat and fade]