The Mayor Of Pussytown

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[Verse 1]
[Em]Yo it's [C]2004[Em] and all you candy
asses thinkin ya'll real pussies
ya'll ain't seen [C]shit yet
eh yo man [Em]let em know

[Verse 2]
Oh [Em]yeah, guess who's back
it's the [C]mother fuckin pussy
with the [Em]little nutsack
don't care about cheddar
or the paper chase
i'm a [C]fuckin grown [Em]man with
zits on my face
a straight up chicken shit
a pansy ass punk
If i'm [C]if i'm guarding your ass
it's an [Em]automatic slam dunk
while thugs are at the party
bustin all ya'lls asses
[C]I'm hidin in the corner wonderin [Em]where
the fuck's my glasses
Can't afford no rims my
[G]my fuck[C]in dick's
so small no bitch can [Em]suck it
I don't pop 9's i got weak rhymes
back in 9 duce i got pissed on 10 times
I roll solo i ain't got no clue
i [C]said please don't [Em]hit me
more than a cow says moo
afraid of heights i'm a-
scared in the dark
i walk [C]an extra 3 miles to avoid
[Em]crazy fucks in the park
denied by the bloods,
turned down by the [C]crypts
my fuckin auntie kicked [Em]my ass and
[C]she got 2[Em]plastic hips
when i step to the club feel free
to stare me down
because I just [C]got re- elected
[Em]the mayor of pussytown

[Verse 3]
May- or- of- pus- sy- town
[C]When

[Verse 4]
[F#m]banger[Em]s hit the street
i stay home and watch tv
[C]slumped out on the couch
so [Em]no one can see
unless I hear somebody
knockin on my door
[C]then you'll see me crawlin cross
[Em]the mother fuckin floor
i've been a fuckin coward
every day of my [C]life,
that's why I pretend I don't
know everyone's banging my [Em]wife
i won't sit on the porch,
i don't want no trouble
i'm [C]more afraid of goin [Em]out
than the fuckin boy in a bubble
when the shit goes down
i make a break so fast
[C]look like a mother fuckin
[Em]rocket goin past
searchin for the sneakiest place
to hide
straight into the ladies
room, ain't got no pride
slippin slidin, runnin [G]hidin
you [C]know damn well it's
a scoot[Em]er i'm ridin
oh no here we go, out come the glocks
i [C]take off so [Em]fast i pop out my socks
you gonna fuck with me, i'll cry then run
i called the cops when i got shot
with a fuckin squirt gun
[C]He

[Verse 5]
[Em]clams up he shuts down
His [C]pants he [Em]almost shits
He'll even look the other way if
you [C]grab his grandma's tits
[Em]well I

[Verse 6]
had a little poodle but
neighbor's stoled her
i'd [C]shoot her with an ak but the
[Em]kick hurts my shoulder
i can't pop no gun and
i can't fist fight
hell i'm [C]afraid to take out
the fuckin garbage at [Em]night
I use the steps in the pool cause
[C]i'm terrified to dive
don't fuck with my floaties they's
whats keepin [Em]me alive, bitch
never drank remy never delt crack
one [C]time I smoked [Em]weed i had a panic attack
if you're looking for my dick
in the mens locker room
just bring your binoculars with
a fuckin super zoom
naw i'm just playin i don't
fuckin change in there
the [C]one time I did got my
[Em]bush sprayed off with nair
but did I stick up for myself no fuckin doubt
[C]i did what i[Em] do best,
i broke the fuck out
i ain't lookin at you i
ain't tryin to front
[C]it's aight with me you called my
[Em]jimmy a cunt

[Verse 7]
freakin sneakin crawlin creepin when [C]the
gangs [Em]are bangin i'm in the
basement sleepin
i'm straight from the streets
seen trouble in every side
when the shit hits the fan i throw
on a fuckin disguise

[Verse 8]
fake nose fake wig fake [C]beard
it all worked pretty [Em]good
sometimes I just use a map
and a funny accent
and pre[C]tend I got lost in the
[Em]hood mother fucker

[Verse 9]
now all [C]you coward
mother fuckers out there
[Em]walkin round[C] with your[Em] head hangin low
just cause you ate one [C]dick
just [Em]know
my man the mayor,
had to suck off his whole high [C]school
[Em]case closed

[Verse 10]
May- or- [C]of- [Em]pus- sy- [C]town[Em]