The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything chords and lyrics - RELIENT K, THE PIRATES WHO DON'T DO ANYTHING: A VEGGIETALES MOVIE

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[Chorus 1]
Arr! Arr! Arr! Arr!
We are the [A]pirates who don't do [D]anything
We just [A]stay at home and lie a[E]round
And if you [A]ask us to do [D]anything
We'll just [A]tell [E]you we don't do [A]anything!

[Verse 1]
Well, I've [A]never been to Greenland
And I've [D]never been to [A]Denver
And I've never buried treasure
in St. [E]Louie or St. Paul
And I've [A]never been to Moscow
And I've [D]never been to [A]Tampa
And I've never been to [E]Boston in the [A]fall!

[Chorus 2]
'Cause We're the [Bb]pirates
who don't do [Eb]anything
We just [Bb]stay at home and lie a[F]round
And if you [Bb]ask us to do [Eb]anything
We'll just [Bb]tell [F]you we don't do [Bb]anything!

[Verse 2]
And I [Bb]never hoist the mainstay
And I've [Eb]never swabbed the [Bb]poop deck
And I never veer to starboard
'Cause I [F]never sail at all
And I've [Bb]never walked the gangplank
And I've [Eb]never owned a [C]parrot
And I've [Eb]never been to [F]Boston in the [Bb]fall!

[Chorus 3]
'Cause were the [B]pirates
who don't do [E]anything
We just [B]stay at home and lie a[F#]round
And if you [B]ask us to do [E]anything
We'll just [B]tell [F#]you we don't do anything!

[Verse 3]
Well, I've [B]never plucked a rooster
And I'm [E]not too good at [B]ping pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatos
[F#]Up against the wall
And I've [B]never kissed a chipmunk
And I've [E]never gotten [B]head lice
And I've never been to [F#]Boston in the [B]Fall!

[Bridge 1]
[B]Pirat[F#]e Captain's Log, 200[G#m]2
Who be [E]this band Relient K?
[B]And why be they so ful[F#]l of contradictions?
[G#m]We don't know, what he did[E]
But we're down with Captain [B]Kidd
We don't wake up before [F#]lunch
But we all eat Captain [G#m]Crunch
We don't smoke
We don't [E]chew
We watch Captain Kanga[B]roo!

[Bridge 2]
And I've [B]never licked a spark plug
And I've [G#m]never sniffed a stinkbug
And I've [E]never painted daisies
On a [G#m]big red rubber ball
And I've [B]never bathed in yogurt
And I [C#]don't look good in leggings
And I've [E]never been to [F#]Boston in the [B]fall!

[Chorus 4]
[C](Ladies and Gentlemen,
let's give 'em a big hand!)
We are the [C]pirates who don't do [F]anything
We just [C]stay at home and lie a[G]round
And if you [C]ask us to do [F]anything
We'll just [C]tell [G]you we don't do [C]anything!

[Chorus 5]
We're the [C]pirates who don't do [F]anything
We just [C]stay at home and lie a[G]round
And if you [C]ask us to do [F]anything
We'll just [C]tell [G]you we don't do [C]anything