Who Is On The Phone Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D]
[G][D][G][C#m]
[F#m][Bm][C#m][C#][D][G][D]
[G]
[Bm][F#m][Bm][G][Bm]

[Verse 1]
[D]Who is on the phone?
Say who is on the [D]phone?
Who is on the [G]phone?
[D]Say who is on the pho[D]ne?

[Verse 2]
I [F#m]wake up in the morning
Want to [D]see my monkey
She's living in a nick
Where they [G]eat drugs [F#m]daily

[Verse 3]
I feel like a [Bm]witch, like a [C#]dead old candy

[Verse 4]
[D]Who [G]is [D]on the phone?
I say who is on the [Gdim]phone?[G]

[Verse 5]
I [F#m]called up the [D]funny farm
The doc says: oh lordy!
Your daughter's really twisted
And she [Bm]kills me [F#m]daily!

[Verse 6]
Oh poor dude oh poor [G]doc!
But that's [F#m]it precisely
You've just put your [D]finger
On why I give you my money!

[Verse 7]
Who [D]is on the phone?
Who is [D]on the phone?
[C#]Who is on the [D]phone?
[D]Who is on the phone?

[Verse 8]
[D]I wait on the [F#m]line there, to
[D]speak to my baby
All I get is lousy music, and a [G]stupid [D]lady

[Verse 9]
I [F#m]drive to her [Bm]pad, and
what I [F#m]see is creepy
She [D]looks like a mental rat,
stoned and bony

[Verse 10]
And they're [G]never going to say more than [D]A,
B, C
And they're never going to
tell you more than [G]1, 2, 3

[Verse 11]
First they say, please stay on the
[D]line[G]
Then they say, press on [D]number nine
[G]Then they say press on
[D]number [C]three[G][D]
Then [G]they say please bend
on [D]your knees.

[Verse 12]
[F#m]Who is on the ph[D]one?
Who is on the [G]phone?[D]
[F#m]Who is on the ph[D]one?
[C#m]Who is[D] on the ph[Cm]one?

[Verse 13]
[F#m]Nothing more to say,
than I [D]feel like a monkey
Hanging in a [F#m]zoo there, to
[D]save my baby
But if you [F#m]really want to [Bm]know
I just [D]feel like a [C#]gold fish
[F#m]Swimming in a bowl
Not to [D]end up in your dish

[Verse 14]
[D]Nothing more to say,
than I [G]feel like a [D]monkey
[F#m]Hanging in a [Bm]zoo there, to
[G]save my baby
But if you [F#m]really want to [D]know
I just [F#m]feel like a g[D]old fish
[F#m]Swimming in a [D]bowl
Not to end up in [D]your dish
[Cm]