Worst Friend

Lời bài hát kèm hợp âm cùng dòng

[Verse 1]
[D]You[A]'ve[D] got one friend who's
[A]a flight atten[G]dant[A]
You've got one [Bm]friend who
[A]lik[D]es spe[G]ed[A]
You've [D]got one friend who always wants to
[A]smoke inside [C]of [G]your house[D][A]
[D]You've got [A]one friend [Bm]who [A]secretly
likes to [G]get peed on sexually
[A]You[D] go[A]t o[D]ne f[A]riend w[D]ho is oh,[A][G]
so [D]met[Em]ro
[A]An [D]d o[A]ne f[Bm]riend who we all c[D]all the retard
[Em]You [A]got one friend w[D]ho's
[A]fighting cancer[G]
[A]You got [Bm]one friend [A]who
I bet right now [G]is
Barking [D]out in the yard
But I'm the [A]worst [D]friend in the wor[A]ld[D]
I'm the [Em]worst friend [G]in [Em]the world[G]
[A]When you are [D]down[Em]
I'm nowhere [D]to be [Bm]found[A]
I'm [Bb]the worst [F#m]friend [D]in
[G]the world[Gm][F#][D]
You got one friend [A]who is in
Ir[G]aq[A]
You got one [Bm]friend who
always dresses [A]like
Little
Bo
[D]Peep
[A]You got one fri[D]end who[A] is in pri[Em]son
[A]You got one fri[Bm]end who[A] is really,
really into [G]feet, [Em]sexu[G]ally.[D]
[A]You[D] go[A]t one frien[D]d who could
be [A]a competitive eate[G]r[A]
You got one [Bm]friend who's one of
those [A]bad movie [D]buff[Em]s
[A]You got one fri[D]end who tou[A]ched
you inappropri[Em]ately
[A]You got one [Bm]friend who [A]you [G]are
I'm pining [A]to [D]touch
But I'm [A]the wor[D] st
friend in the [A]world[D]
I'm the [Em]worst friend [G]in [D]the[Bm] worl[Em]d
[G]When you[A] are[D] dow[Em]n,
[A]I'm nowhere [D]to be [Bm]found[A]
I'm [Bb]the worst [Bm]friend
[F#m]in the[D] wo[A]rld[G][Gm][D]
You got one friend, who's a
[A]MacArthur
Fel[G]low
[A]You got [Bm]one friend,[A]
[D]Who's a [G]widower?[D]
[A]You got one friend
[D]Who claims to [A]have taken
a dump [G]in the
White
House
[D]You [G]got[A] on[D]e f[A]rie[D]nd[A][Bm][A]
[D]Who [A]just gave [G]birth [Bm]to t[A]wins[D].
[A]You got [D]one friend who goes [A]to the
gym at [G]least twice [Bm]a day[A].
And one [Bm]friend who recovered
[A]from [D]severe [A]bur[D]n s[Em][A]
You got [D]one friend who
rubbed his penis [A]on
[D]TV's actu[A]al wheel of [G]fortune[A]
And one [Bm]friend[A]
[D]Who y '[A]all ain[D]'t[G]
Y 'all ain't even on speaking [D]terms
you