7 Foot Man Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]We just wrote this song on the bus the other day

[Interlude 1]
so just sit back and relax
[D][G][C][D][A][G][C]
[D]

[Verse 2]
I'm the 7 foot [D]man
I've committed no crime
Bumping my [G]head into door[D]ways[G]
It hap[D]pens all the time
I'm 7 feet [G]tall
And I [A]repeat
[D]They don't make a s[G]ki boot
that can [E]fit [D]my feet
I'm [A]7 feet tall
[G]And I don't play basket[D]ball

[Verse 3]
[D]
I'm 7 feet tall
But I'm still just a man
So [G]of course it hurts [D]me a lot
[G]When I walk into [D]the ceiling [G]fan[D]
Small [G]people say I wish I [A]was [D]him
But its been [G]nine years since
I've [A]had [D]a trim
The barber [A]says
[G]I can't reach the top of [D]his head

[Verse 4]
[D]
[B]7 foot man[Bm]
[G](ha ha)I cannot [D]hide
[B]7 foot man
I [Bm]know cause [D]I've tried
7 foot [B]man[Bm]
My last girlfriend [D]died
Because my [A]penis[G]
[D]Is 7 foot wide

[Verse 5]
[D]
So the next time you see [A]me[D]
Walking [A]around[D]
And my head [G]is right about
to [D]hit a tree [G]branch
[D]Tell me to duck down
And I'll pay [G]you back
Soon you [A]will see[D]
By getting you [G]frisbee down from [A]that [D]tree
I do what I [A]can[G]
I'm the 7 foot man
[D]

[Verse 6]
7 foot man
7 foot man