A Brief Note To The General Public... Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[B]The[E][Bm][A][C#m]
aforementioned band
does [D]not in any way, shape, form, or manner now known or [Bm]mean yet to come, endorse,
approve, or legitimize [A]the idea of evolution.
Nor [D]do we imply that the [A]num
ber zeroes
be treated preferentially above
any [D]other number,
except perhaps the number three,
but by no means the number [Bm]thirteen,
and six is [D]right out,
especially if preceded [C#m]by two or
more of like number,
[Bm]and that's immediately followed by seven.
[G]If at [D]this point you're
still offended
by the lyrical [A]content of this song,
this is exactly the kind of
[D]pig -headed philistine ignorance
we have come to expect
from those who would take offence,
or even time to listen to such a
[Bm]disclaimer like this,
[D]and tend to [A]think you'd
be better served
by purchasing an album by Zanphyr.
Not that we think Zanphyr is
[D]lacking in talent of the sort,
or by any means inferior,
[C#m]although the vi[A]sual aesthetics
[F#]of his airing in[A]fomercials
make [C#m]one wonder how such a product
actually [A]appeals to the [D]masses
at such an ungodly hour.
Not that we believe
that any one given hour
is more godly or more spiritual than the other,
although David did [G]tend to pray to [Abdim]God in the early [A]morn.
But that is [D]neither here nor [G]there,
consid[D]ering that in such a modern
industri[A]alized
society,
such as that we live in,
could be compared [D]to such
[G]a fashion as ours, or [Em]time...
[D]Blinking envy,
this does go on and on,
don't [A]it? Or time to that of a
[D]post -Stone Age society
like [G]the ones of [D]David
and such lived in.
However,
we [Bb]do feel that David [A]and Zanphia
would [D]have enjoyed [Em]each
oth[D]er's company,
[A]as [D]said musicians in the art of
flute -like instruments.
[A]Thank you. Good [D]day.[A][D]
[A]
[D][G][A][D]
[A][D]
Thanks