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[Verse 1]
Let's see [G]here, uh,
[Eb][G][Eb]
(301) 776 43- -
This motherfucker better pick up the God damn phone this time,
Jesus [G]Christ[Eb]
Thank you for calling Rattpack Industries...
Yes, hello...
Where we don't fuck with
anybody (Fuck[G])
Somebody will be with [D]you momentarily
[G]Jesus man, seriously, Je[Eb]sus bro,
the fuck, bro?
Current wait time is 1 minute
[G]Fuck man, [D]these [G]mot[Dm]herfu[Eb]ckers better not have
me waiting all God damn day in here, Jesus
While you [G]wait, [D]please listen to a [G]word
from our spon[D]sors[Eb]
You know, it's crazy 'cause it's
two types of motherfuckers
[Bb]It's [C]one motherfucker talking about
"Oh Logic's so slept on,
he's so low key"
[Bb]Knowing damn well [C]this mother
[F]fucker did 135K first week
[Eb]First fucking week
Then it's other motherfuckers
talking about
"Oh [G]Logic's blowing [D]up,
he getting [G]so big now"
"I don't want him to blow up [Eb]on me"
"Oh Logic's changing"
'Cause he made a turnt
ass [G]mixtape
We're gonna be bumping this shit the whole [D]summer,
the [G]fuck?
Current wait time,
[Dm]is 3[Eb]6 minutes
36 minutes!?
It was just a min- , it was just [G]one minute
[D]What the fuck!?
And [G]do y'all not listen to [D]lyrics?
[Eb]He's makin' a whole
other concept album
That's fucking insane
[Bb]This[C] man dropped a project
every year, for six years
[Bb]I mean, I'm not complainin'
[C]or no but
Current [F]wait time is [Eb]1 hour 40 minutes
What? One hou- ?
What? What the f- ?
This, this is, this is [G]gotta be hands down the [D]fucking worst
custom[G]er service of all time, you can just...
This man [Eb]made a No. 1 album (What?)
Made a mixtape after
(My God)
And then he's making an[G]other concept
album (This is fuckin' bullshit)
Like his first shit didn't already [Dm]go No.[Eb]
1 (Nobody cares)
This motherfuckers' on a roll
(Nobody cares)
This motherfuckers like butter,
he's on a [G]roll, [D]motherfucker
Current wait [G]time (Okay God,
[D]thank [Eb]God) is 16 hours
What the f- ? What?
WHAT THE FUCK!?
And it's peace, love [Bb]and posit[C]ivity
Logic is the only rap concert you can
go to and not get shot [Bb]in the face
[C]Like, this motherfucker[F]
actually loves his fans
You name [Eb]it: Youtube videos, Periscope,
Vlogs, Q&A's
This motherfucker does [G]it all
[D]You name it, he does it, [G]the fuck?
What fuckin' rapper does [Eb]that?
Current wait time (okay) is...
Go, fuck your[G]self[D]
G- [G]Go fuck
And this mother[Dm]fucker could solve [Eb](WHAT?) seven
rubix cubes in a minute? (Nobody)
Who the fuck do you know can do
that? [G](This is ridiculous)
[D]No one is available [G]at this time
[D]WHAT!? [Eb]I'm gonna let

[Verse 2]
this motherfucker have it!!
[Eb]Please leave a message
after the tone...

[Verse 3]
Oh, hey, hi, Logic, hey,
how's it goin'?
My name's Mar- Ric- Uhh, my name's
Randy Mardoff
Definitely, uh, never spoken before
I was just calling to say, uh
I just wanted to wish you,
ugh, lots of suc- lots of suc- lots of success and uhm
Maybe sometime we can have some lunch,
uh, I don't know if this is a direct line to you
But yeah, once again this is, uhm, uhm
Randy Mardoff
Never spoken before
You can call me back, at any time

[Verse 4]
M- kay
Bye bye

[Verse 5]
Oh shit...
Fuck...
I didn't leave my number
I gotta fuckin' call back
and deal with this shit again