Actibreeze Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Am]
[Cm][Baug][B][Abm][Am]

[Verse 1]
Are you tired of being [Am]alone?
Then grab your phone
We've [Cm]got the product that you n[B]eed
Oh yes [Am]in deed
Fulfill your every dream
[G]What you

[Verse 2]
[Am]want
Is what we got
'Cause you're not per
[G]fect the [Bb]way you a[G]re
[Am]It's okay
[G]Don't del[Am]ay
[G]Call tod[Am]ay for white teeth,[C#]
Pi[D]lates and deep cream
[G]It's what you wan[Am]t
Is what we got
'Cause you're not per
[G]fect the [Bb]way you a[G]re
[Am]It's okay
Don't delay
Call today for [A]white teeth[C#],
Pil[D]ates and deep cream
[G]It's what you nee[Am]d

[Interlude 1]
[Am]

[Verse 3]
We'll guarantee a one month [Am]trial
So pick up and dial
[Cm]It's[B][Abm][Am]
1- 800- 999- 6255
Get yourself a free set of steak knives
[G]What you

[Verse 4]
[Am]want
Is what we got
'Cause you're not per
[G]fect the [Bb]way you a[Am]re
It's okay
Don't delay
Call today for white teeth[C#],
[D]Pilates and deep cream
[G]It's what you nee[Am]d

[Interlude 2]
[Am][Bb][Am][Cm][Bb][G]
[Am][Bb][Am][Cm][C#]
[D][Eb][D][F][E][Cm][C#]
[D][Am][Eb][D][Eb][B][Am]
[Bb][Am][Cm][B][Bb]
[Am][G][Am][C][Cm][Am][G][Am]

[Verse 5]
Are you tired of feeling [Am]alone?
Want somebody [Bb]else's [Am]face?
Are you sick of rhetorical questions?
[Cm]Then you n[G]eed[Cm]
Actibreeze
It's the simple [B]solution to
all your ugli[Abm]ness
[Am]Simply apply to the face and instantly
you'll look like everybody else
For just thirty easy installments
[C]of $19.95
That's [G]right, [Cm]$19.95!
(Times thirty,
plus postage and handling
[B]Disclaimer: any noticeable improve[Abm]ment
[Am]is purely coincidental)
Actibreeze

[Verse 6]
If you don't buy it, you're a racist!
[Am]
'Cause you're not per
[G]fect the [Bb]way you are
[Am]It's[G] okay[Am]
Don't delay
Call today for white teeth[C#],
Pil[D]ates and deep cream
[G]It's what you wan[Am]t
Is what we [Cm]got
'Cause you're [Eb]not per
[D]fect the [C#]way you are
[G]It'[Am]s okay
Don't delay
Call today for white teeth[C#],
Pil[D]ates and deep cream
[G]It's what you nee[Am]d

[Outro 1]
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[Bb][Am][G][Am][C][Cm][Am][G][Am]