After Party Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Aft[Em]er the club is the after party.[D]
After the [Em]party is the hotel lobby.

[Verse 2]
[Em]And after [D]that you know
it's diamond crisp.
And after that I say excuse me miss.
And [Em]after that,
we go [D]back to the room.
And after that she's gonna
leave real [Em]soon.
And after that I crack one more [D]beer.
And after that I just stare in the mirror.
And [Em]after that I start freakin' [D]out.

[Verse 3]
What the hell am I [C]do ing with my life?
[Em]Call up my mom and [D]get my cry on.
I order room service, get my apple pie on.
An[Em]d after that I just [D]walk
the streets.
A homeless dude throws
up on my [Em]feet.
And I see just how [D]pointless life is.

[Verse 4]
[D]Full on existential [Em]crisis.
Tear off my clothes and [D]scream to the sky.
[C]Fall to my knees and [D]I ask out [C]why.

[Verse 5]
This night life [D]is killin' me.
I [Em]think I'm losin' my [Bm]mind.
[C]I yearn to f[D]ly yet I see c[Em]rystalline
[Bm]tears in my [Em]dreams.
After that I drive into the [D]hills

[Verse 6]
and trade
my car for a bottle of pills.
An[Em]d after that I'm on a [D]fishin' quest.
Put my mind body and soul
to the test.
[Em]And after that, I meet my [D]totem spirit.
It's a rattle snake so I have to kill it.
And I drink all it's blood
and steal it's powers,
And I slither around in the

[Verse 7]
dirt for hours.
[D]And after that I start jerkin' off.
Up on a mountain jerkin' off.
[Em]Down by the river [D]jerkin' off.
And that's when I had my epiphany.
You [Em]can't spend your whole
life [D]jerkin' off.
And after that,

[Verse 8]
I'm goin' back to the city.
[C]This night life [D]is killin' [Em]me.
No more jerkin [Bm]off.
[C]He only [D]knows what's in store,
[Em]crystalline [Bm]tears for [C]me no more.

[Verse 9]
An[Em]d after that, I clean [D]up my life,
join AA to make it right.
[Em]An d after that,
I get my [D]thirty day chip.
And after that, I go sell a [C]bit.

[Verse 10]
And after that, I'm a whole new man.
[D]Brew kombucha in my hybrid van.
I give my life to meditation.
Then [C]sleep with a whore at
a Greyhound [D]station.

[Verse 11]
[Em]Then after that, I have a full re[D]lapse.
Lose my hand in a game of craps.
And [Em]after that everyone [D]calls me claw.
And after that I work for Tim McGraw.
And [Em]after that I pass out in the sew[D]er.
Meet a giant fish,
fuck it's brain[C]s out.
And after that, I feel this change.
[D]No one but myself to blame,
nothing in my heart but pain.
Next week we're gonna do [C]it again.

[Verse 12]
This [C#]night [C]life's [D]caused most in [Em]me.
I'm back to jerkin' [Bm]off.
[C]I tried but c[D]ould not break free,
[Em]crystalline [Bm]tears return to me.

[Verse 13]
[C]Better in the club then he
moved to the hills.
[D]Then he freaked out and
drank snake blood.
[Em]Got himself clean, now back in the club,
An[Bm]d that's why I've been
in this [C]song.

[Verse 14]
(After the club is after party.
After the party is the [D]hotel lobby.
Stuck in a cycle, I just can't win. And
after that it all happens again.)
Crystalline [Em]tears. This playboy life's

[Verse 15]
[Bm]
too
much for [C]me.

[Verse 16]
(After the club is after [D]party.
After the party is the hotel lobby.
[Em]Stuck in a cycle, I [C]just can't win.
And after [Bm]that it all happens again.)