All the Reasons Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]I d[C]on'[D]t[C][D][G][Em][D][G]
like poodles and [C]potpourri[D]
Pastel colors ain't [G]good on me
[C]I need a woman tha[G]t I can squ[D]eeze

[Verse 2]
These are the things that I believe
[G]I like John Wayne and ove[C]ralls[D]
Hate chick flicks and [G]shopping [C]malls
I thank God that [G]I've got balls
[D]A pickup truck, a texas drawl

[Verse 3]
[G]I don't like flowers and fan[C]cy wine
[D]Or talking on tha[G]t phone all the time
[C]I don't like nothing near my [G]beh[D]ind
It's an exit, it suits me fine

[Verse 4]
[C]Oh, these are all those [D]reasons
I ain[G]it queer[C]
(These are all the [D]reasons
he [G]ain't [Em]queer[D])[G]

[Verse 5]
I think two holes are [C]better than one
[D]If you ask me tha[G]t's more fun[C]
In 'n' out and [G]then I'm [D]done

[Verse 6]
Two guys kissing would make me run
[G]I don't like sex on [C]a fufu bed
[D]Don't want to dance with a guy[G] name Fred
[C]I did it once and my fac[G]e turned red
[D]You saw the tape...enoughs been sai[G]d

[Verse 7]
All my buddies we [C]like [D]to drink
Watching fights at the [G]hockey [C]rink
You won't catch me [G]wearing pink
[D]I like the fact that my dick don't stink

[Verse 8]
[C]Oh, these are all the [D]reasons I
ain't [G]queer[D][G][Am][G][C]
Don't be poking [D]nothing near my [Em]rear,
[C]yeah
These are all [D]the reasons
[C]The crazy cuc[D]koo rea[C]sons
These are all [D]those reasons I ain't queer
[G]