American Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]How[A] y'[G]all doin there folks?
[D]My name is [A]Aberdeen Washing[G]ton
and I'm a proud American
[D]and a ter[A]rorist fig[G]hter
thats [D]right
[A]hey gimme another bee[G]r bitch!
now when the [D]day Bin
Laden [A]comes to [G]town
ima drop a duece
wipe it up with his towel
[D]mow my law[A]n
sit on the [G]couch
Ima watch some football
I pray to the [A]lord the Cowboys [G]win
and beat the hell outta them damn redskins
[D]call up [A]the boys
get drunk as [G]shit
god damn right Im an [D]American[A]
[G]thats right
Im American
[D][A]

[Verse 2]
[G]
got a [D]picture of Regan [A]above my [G]fire
next to the deer I shot with my [D]rifle
NRA hell [A]yeah I sup[G]port 'em
No pro choice
No abortion
[D]Mexicans, send em [A]back over [G]the boarder
ride on home to Sam[A]oa
or [D]wherever they come from
[A]takin' our [G]jobs
eatin our hamburgers
takin our [D]jobs
they takin our [G]jobs
I see them in the field
I'm takin their head [A]off
[D]I hate my job
and I [A]hate my [G]boss
but I love my country
and I pray to [A]god
that the [D]cowboys [A]win[G]
fuck [A]yeah Romo!
and [D]the Cowboys [A]win[G]
thats right thats right thats right
[A]c'mon[D]
everybody
[G]just clap your hands
[A]if you [D]love our country
[G]if you love our land
thats [D]right
and [G]if you're not clapping your hands
you're a [D]terror[A]ist
and you eat [G]sand
...sandwiches
the day Bin [D]Laden [A]comes to [G]town
Imma drop a deuce
wipe my poop with his [D]towel
mow my lawn
[A]sit on the [G]couch
and Imma watch some football
[D]and i pray to the lord
the Cowboys [G]win
and beat the hell outta them
damn red[A]skin[D]s
call up the boys
[A]get drunk as [G]shit
god damn right I'm American
[A]I'm[D] Am[A]eri[G]-fuckin-can
And [D]And [A]And [G]john
McCain and Sarah Palin
I know you lost [D]out [A]there
it was a [G]tough one
but you're still 2 mavericks in my book
don't worry about [D]it
and listen Palin
[A]I h[G]eard you like beer
[D]me [A]too
i dont have [G]a 6 pack
but i got a beer bong in my [D]pants
[A]what do ya say we go get shit fac[G]ed
in a helicopter and kill a moose
America
[D]the cho[G]sen
Guns
Ex[D]plosions
[G]Mc Donalds
Bowling
you don't like it
[D]we exploit you
pop a pill
get a boner[G]!
hell yeah
[D]Tony Romo
man that guy is so damn cute
I wanna [A]sack his boner
and ride him broke back
all the way to Wyom[D]ing[G]
no homo...sike
hey I said no homo
fuck terrorist[D]s![A]
[G]I mean like,
i don't wanna fuck terror[D]ists
[A]guys [G]I'm kidding!
[D]I like [A]Romo
I dont [G]"like" Romo
I said [D]fuck terrorist[A]s
not [G]I wanna fuck a t[D]errorist[A][G]
[D]you would
[A]if you wou[G]lda caught bin laden
you wouldn't give him one
in the [D]butt?[A][G]
for America?
[A]If you[D] said "no[A] homo"
[G]right after you did it?
It doesn't count if [D]it's terrorists[A]
[G]hey little Aberdeen
come in here
[D]yeah?
[A]hey[G] come sing the national
family anthem
come on
[D]USA
[G]USA
USA
USA
[D]USA
[A]USA[G]
USA
hey hey
[D]USA
[A]USA[G]
USA
USA
[D]USA
[G]USA
USA
hey [D]hey
[A]thats rig[G]ht
Im [D]an American cit[A]izen
[G]Aberdeen Washington[D]
[A]this is my [G]country
and just [A]because [D]Bar[A]rack [G]Obama
won the presidential election
does not [D]mean that [A]half the coun[G]try
doesn't feel the same way I [D]do[A][G]
Man I [D]came to [A]America [G]yeah
And i live in America c'mon
[D]And I live in Ame[A]rica
[G]I do too dad
lemme get [D]em
And I live in [A]America
[G]dad And I live in America
shut [D]up
little Ab[A]erdeen shut [G]the fuck up
my bad
lemme tell em
thats right
I'm [D]American