Anal & The Dishes Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][D]

[Verse 1]
[D]My party lif[A]e
[G]Traded in for a kid[D] and a wife
[G]No more being alon[D]e
I got a [A]home
[D]Instead of sex with who[A]res
[G]I wake you up, girl, whe[D]n you snore
[G]Instead of bangin' slu[D]ts
I wipe the baby's [A]butt

[Chorus 1]
Now we [D]do anal and the [A]dishes
[G]Sunday shopping
with them [D]Walmart bitches
[G]Dinner back at hom[D]e
Then at [A]night I stretch out
your tight tight butt hole
[D]Anal and the dis[A]hes
[G]Sunday shopping
with them [D]Walmart bitches
[G]Dinner back at hom[D]e
Then at [A]night I stretch out

[Verse 2]
your tight tight butt hole
[D]Cocaine days are gon[A]e
[G]Now I get high from mow[D]in' the lawn
[G]Instead of Waylon son[D]gs
Now I watch rom-[A]coms
[D]No more Jim Beam sho[A]ts
[G]Rather wait in the K-M[D]art lot
[G]Fill the SUV[D]
with [A]Huggies, Charmin, and Vaseline

[Chorus 2]
We [D]do anal and the [A]dishes
[G]Sunday shopping
with them [D]Walmart bitches
[G]Dinner back at hom[D]e
Then at [A]night I stretch out
your tight tight butt hole
[D]Anal and the dis[A]hes
[G]Clipping coupons and mak[D]ing wishes
[G]Sunday night at hom[D]e
Go to [A]town, girl, on your tight tight butt hole

[Bridge 1]
[G]Do I miss that roa[A]d
[D]Drunk as hell, being a hor[G]ny toad?
This life is better for my [D]health,
or so I tell my[A]self

[Solo 1]
[D][A][G][D]
[G][D][A][A]

[Chorus 3]
'Cause now we [D]do anal and the [A]dishes
[G]Sunday shopping
with them [D]Walmart bitches
[G]Dinner back at hom[D]e
Then at [A]night I stretch out
your tight tight butt hole
[D]Anal and the dis[A]hes
[G]Sunday dinner at Gar[D]th and Trisha's
[G]Then we drive on hom[D]e
And I [A]cry and ram you

[Outro 1]
in your tight tight butt hole
[D][A][G][D]
[G][D][A][A]
[D][A][G][D]
[G][D][A][A]
[D]