Bad Boyfriend Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Em]Why don't you pick
up after your done?
I'm not [G]your [Em]slave
I'm not [G]your [Am]mother
I'm not your [Em]maid
I mean [C]I've got a life [D]too
So [Em]fuck you!

[Verse 2]
[Em]Why can't you be nicer
to my friend?
They're gonna be here soon
Last [Am]time they were here
You just sat in the [Em]bedroom
[C]Friday you went out with
your [D]fat friend Lou
Fuck [Em]you!

[Verse 3]
[Am]Why don't you ever ask a[Em]bout my
[Am]Chinese [Em]cooking class?
[Am]I only took it 'cause you like moo shu
[Bm]Fuck [D]you[Em]!

[Verse 4]
I'm sorry honey, about [Em]the way
I've been acting lately
Fuck you!

[Verse 5]
Don't be like that, [Em]we'll visit
your mom when I get some time off
Fuck [Am]you!

[Verse 6]
[Am]I ha[Em]d the beer at work,
for God's sake
Fuck [C]you!

[Verse 7]
By the way, would it be cool [D]to
go golfing tomorrow?
Fuck [Em]you!

[Verse 8]
I was just kidding, I want [Em]to hang
out with you
Why don't you ever take me to a play?
Or a museum?
There's [G]an [Am]art gallery two blocks away
And we've never [Em]been [G]there[Em]
[G]We always do [C]what you wan[Am]t to [D]do
[Em]Fuck you!
[G]

[Verse 9]
[Am]You didn't notice
I got new [Em]throw pillows for the sofa
[Am]You didn't notice I had the [Em]kit ched p[Bm]ainted b[B]lue[Bm][D]
[Em][G][Em][G][Em][G][Em][Am][Em][G][Em]
[C][Am][D][Em][G][Em]
Why don't you notice all those
guys looking at me?
You take [G]me [Em]for granted
Do you [G]know [Am]there's a guy at work
that always asks me [C]out [Em]to lunch?
I always [C]try to look my best
and you [D]should too
Fuck [Em]you!

[Verse 10]
[Em]Why won't I ever get out of this
[G]relationship?[Em]
You're such a [G]jerk[Em]
The only [Am]thing you do right is
Tell me that you love [Em]me[G][Em]
Well, I [C]guess I love you [D]too
But [Em]fuck [G]you![Em]
Seriously