Ben chords and lyrics - MONTY PYTHON

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[Verse 1]
You [G]lucky bastard!
Who's that?
You lucky, lucky bastard!
What?
[F#m]Proper little [G]jealous pet,
aren't we?
What do you mean?
You must have slipped him [C]a few shekels,
[G]eh?
Slipped him a few shekels?
You saw him spit in my face?
Oh, what wouldn't I
give to be spat at in a face?
Oh, [C]sometimes I'm awake at [G]night dreaming
of being spat at in a face.
Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it?
They had me in manacles.
Manacles!
My dear
Evan, it's to be allowed to
be put in manacles just for a few hours.
They must think the sun shines
out of your arse,
Sonny.
Oh, lay off me!
I'm having a hard time!
You're having a hard time?
I've been here five years.
They only hung me the right way up
yesterday.
So don't you come round.
All right, all [F#m]right.
They must think you're
[G]Lord
God
Almighty.
What will they do to me?
Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
Crucifixion?
Yeah.
First offence.
Get away with crucifixion.
It's...
Best thing the
Romans ever did for us.
What?
Oh, yeah.
If we didn't have crucifixion,
this country'd be in a right bloody mess.
[F]God!
[G]Nail them up, I say!
God!
Nail some sense into them!
What do you want?
I want you to move me to another cell.
Oh, look at that!
Bloody favouritism!
Shut up, you!
Sorry.
Oh