big burt Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Am]It[A][Am][A][Am]
is bas[C]tard [Am]biz
Slim [C]shirt, [Am]belly pops out
They call me Big Burt
Darts [C]player, [Am]tungsten delivery

[Verse 2]
phantom on the treble sixty
Bar[C]ton's [Am]Red Baron, hey,
Duggee, a- woof
[C]Monkey coloured, [Am]round, all these shapes
A- woof, it's really [C]dated
[Am]and yet you still court it
Make out, you're knowledgeable [C]You still

[Verse 3]
[Am]
rate it airfix dickheads
You snap- [C]on tools [Am]who never grow
Shelling out fifteen- hundred pounds
to see [C]an has- been
[Am]Who can't even do three gigs in one go,
[C]what's that?

[Verse 4]
[Am]Wheel that on a three- sixty
You music magazines [C]ly ing [Am]to us
just to stay in print
Well, I want a free frisbee,
[C]plugging a [Am]shit pic
So you can still parade around
Arnos Grove [C]in your [Am]get- up
Name- dropping [C]'90s pricks
[Am]Worse
It's [C]getting [Am]shitt[C]er

[Verse 5]
And [Am]no amount of talking a[C]bout
[Am]Something that you'll
never do anything about
[C]Is [Am]gonna make it better
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[C]I got

[Verse 6]
[Am]a wonky back inspector Gadget
in deep [C]sea batter
[Am]'80s cafè, Scampi champ, alright chap,
Bostom stump
You fall off, splatter beef [C]jerky
[Am]After hours in the farm
shop, restaurant bar
Keys in a bowl murky,
[C]legs [Am]11
Hundred percent dolphin- friendly
nets in Caravan Kitchen [G]Heaven
[F#m]We ain't got a lot And I

[Verse 7]
[F#m]
don't want God's plan
[Bm]Is i[G]t 25 pound a month
for the hand[F#m]set
And free [F]calls to the promised
[F#m]land?
We ain't got a lot

[Verse 8]
And I don't want God's [Bm]plan
[G]Is it 25 pound a month
[F#m]for the handset
[F]Free calls to the [F#m]promised land?
I don't want God's plan Is [Bm]it

[Verse 9]
[G]
25 pound a month
And free [C#m]calls [A]to [Am]the prom
[C]ised [Am]land?
[C][Am][C]

[Verse 10]
[Am]It is bas[C]tard [Am]biz
Slim [C]shirt, [Am]belly pops out
They call me [C]Big Burt

[Verse 11]
[Am]Belly pops out, they call me Big [C]Burt
[Am]Belly pops out,
they call me Big [C]Burt[Am]
(They call me [C]Big Burt)

[Outro 1]
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