Bill The Cat Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]We [D]had[G] a cat
His name was Bill
He caught [C]our
budgie on the [G]window sill
One holy day, one Sunday morn
Left only [D]feathers on our back [G]lawn
Oh no Bill, you can't do that
You silly [C]pussy, you stupid [G]cat
So we took him down, our family pet
And we left his [D]balls with the
family [G]vet
[C][G][D]

[Verse 2]
[G]
Well the very next day he packed his bags
Left all his [C]penthouse and playboy [G]mags
How could we do it to the family vet
Go and leave his [D]balls with the
family [G]vet[C][G][D][G]
Well we get no postcards,
no telephone calls
He's out in the [C]bush somewhere,
with no [G]balls
And he's obsessed with sweet revenge
So he [D]eats our parrots and our fairy
[G]wrens
[C][G][D]

[Verse 3]
[G]
[Chorus: x2]
Yes he's mor[C]tified
and we all re[G]gret
That we Left his [D]balls with the
family [G]vet

[Verse 4]
How he's highly [C]sought
by the [G]feral choir
For his new found [D]talent
to sing much [G]higher
Has no more [C]time for female [G]friends
Only [D]parrots and fairy [G]wrens
No sense of humor, ex- family pet
[C]He's still [G]angry, he's still ups[D]et
It still [G]hurts, [C]he can[G]'t
[D]forget[G][C][G]
That we left his [D]balls with the
family vet
[C][Chorus: x2][G]