Bizarre Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Am]I can't believe you got me
in [Em]some fuckin zoo man
We coulda got with
some bitches, whassup?
I know, but [Am]fuck that
Check out, these [Em]an imals
are beautiful, relax!
Man we coulda got with some bitches
And you got me in the fuckin
[Am]zoo?
[Kool] Look at the giraffe, she
has a pretty ass
[Tim] Aw man, you - you like animals
[Em]now motherfucker?
[Kool] C'mon man,
I'm just spendin time with the animals
[Tim] Aw [C]man, you know youse a bizar
[Em]re nigga
Hey baby, yeah who [F]dyed your hair
blonde?
Oh, I like the way your [Em]butt look
[Bb]Uhh, now why don't you change
[Em]in the bathroom
[C]I'mma look through the peephole,
[Em]peek- a- boo!
[Am]Yeah - it's [Em]that kinky[C][Em]
I used to [Am]grab honies by they neck,
piss [Em]on they eyebrows
[C]Open they rectum [Em]to throw the
bombs down they asshole
BOOM! I blew them panties
out the [E]room
Emergency, emergency, [Em]it's a urgency
Her [Am]asshole out of order,
her stom[Em]ach ain't workin B
The [C]doctor [Em]there with
penicillin for her butthead
[Am]Operation attack[Em],
wires hooked on the booty
[C]With three [Em]lights and rubber gloves
tryin to find the coochie
[Am]Her legs were splattered,
flyin [Em]on the [C]fuckin camcorder
I heard the [Ebm]big explosion [Em]loud
on the tape recorder
[Am]I was experi[Em]mentin,
fuckin with a new invention
[Dm]I go[Em]t nervous and called back the
escort [Am]service
[Hook: unknown
[Em]voice] + (Kool Keith)
Slow down, [C]one second
Excuse [Em]me miss,
I can't believe I'm about [Am]to leave this
(Look in the [Em]mirror) Psycho [C]melodic you
[Am]jump on my [Em]tip
(You got the Vaseline?) Takin me there,
with [Am]just one [Em]kiss
(Alcohol, my sores,
Listerine pouring down my eye)
I used to [Am]mix soda pops and alco
[Em]hol with cough drops
Then [Am]rub they knee c[E]aps and smear they
[Em]face with Sugar Smacks
[Am]Open they butt[Em]s and pour ammonia
down they pussy cracks
[C]Then fight they [Em]fire,
pull they hair apart with metal pliers
[Am]Fuck them with two stiff drink[Em]s, up
on the [E]kitchen sinks
[C]Make them [Am]pour Ajax,
lick Comet [Em]off my [Am]nutsac
Hold me tight [Em]with baseball gloves,
crank the purple light
[C]I used to masturbate to tap[Em]es,
"Planet of the Apes"
[Am]I like Zera, I always wa[Em]nted to fuck her,
[C]get near her
And tell Cor[E]nelius [Em]get back
and let her feel this
I'm on some groove shit,
not gen[C]eric new im[Em]proved shit
[E]With swimmin [C]trunks in bed, my
black shoes [Am]painted red
Some hoes are [E]rookies,
my [Em]sheets filled with [E]oatmeal [C]cookies
[Em]Can you put more Oreos in
the bed?
[Hook: un[Am]known voice] + (Kool Keith)
Slow down,
one second (more milk, in [Em]the pillow)
Excuse [C]me miss, I can't [Em]be lieve I'm about
to leave this
[Am](The goodness) Psycho melodic you
[Em]jump on my tip
(Grease, from the [C]kitchen) Takin me
there, with [Em]just one kiss
[Am](Crisco, is [Em]what [C]we[Em]
[Am]need)
Can you [E]bring that gorilla
[C#m]over h[E]ere[C][Em]
I want a female [Am]giraffe, with ex[Em]tensions,
[C]and loooong boots
[Em]Look at the ass on that animal
[Am]I love, to make [E]love, [C]to little [Am]babboons
That [E]is one of my fa[Em]vorite
[Am]fetishes[Em]
And lick that [C]alligator[Dm][Em]

[Outro 1]
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