Bremelo Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[F][Dm][F][Am][F]
[Dm][Am][F][Dm][F]

[Verse 1]
Here's [F]a
gory kind a story about a ole be freak
With a forty- inch waist and a
ten- inch beak
Overweight and out a shape
with a triple chin
Her brassiere strike fear in
the hearts of men

[Verse 2]
The girl's [F]a[Dm][F][Am]
[F]Bremelo
The girl's [Dm]a Bre[F]melo

[Verse 3]
Me and [F]Terry hoped the ferry
we were lookin' suave
When I dip, hit the shift we
were almost horse
It was a big Bremelo standin' on my toe
Had an over jelly belly tryin' to say hello
I was really kind a frightened
as she looked my way
I tried to run because her buns
made the ferry sway
To be blunt she was fat
and ready for combat
All the way to Bremerton
were the fat is at

[Verse 4]
The girl's [F]a Bremelo

[Interlude 1]
Let's go
[Dm][F][Am][F]
[Am][F][Dm][Am][Dm]
[F]I love bacon

[Verse 5]
over steak
and about those big ole ducks
She had hairy underarms and
a whopping gut
My hair was short and wavy,
drove my pit bull crazy
A Bremerton beast chasin'
fellas in the Navy
After movie she's the feature,
the Bremerton creature
You wear a life jacket if you
ever try to freak her
Look at her physique she
ain't my kinda freak
The floor creaks when the beast
starts reachin' her peak

[Verse 6]
The girl's [F]a B[Am]reme[F]lo
[Dm]Just [F]a B[Am]remelo
Change [F]the beat!

[Interlude 2]
[F]

[Verse 7]
You [Am]can't [Dm]ig n[F]ore the way she snores,
cause she blows down [Am]doors
[F]Baby's got the kind a face
only a mother adores
A big basketball head with a 10- inch beak
Big lips, no hips with the smell of a beast
I couldn't put her in my Caddy or
my tranny would break
I heard a dirt because of poverty,
but she took my cake
When it comes to cool- Aid the girl
would drink it in pints
You go to school for twenty years
and your still in the ninth?

[Verse 8]
You're just [F]a B[Am]remel[F]o
Just [Am]a Bre[F]melo

[Verse 9]
You pink triple- chin unattractive
duck
Your boyfriend beats freaks
up to make a buck
Hangin' round third and Pike,
on a ten- speed bike
You can say that I'm a liar,
but you know I'm right
You talk behind my back,
because I dropped you flat
And you never take a shower
'cause your too damn fat
So your man was smart when
he broke your heart
Because if Mix- A- Lot a cut ya,
you a fell apart
Wearin' polyester slacks,
with elastic in the back
You could flatten Schwarzenegger in
a wrestling match
You got lips like a character
in some cartoon
With a pink posterior, you big baboon

[Verse 10]
Your just [F]a

[Interlude 3]
[F]

[Verse 11]
Now [F]Bremerton's a city
right outside of mine
Most girls there are ducks,
but a few are fine
But the ones that I speak about
Used their face for catchin' trout
Vacuum clears for a mouth
You know what I'm talkin' about
Mud ducks, hockey pucks,
drivers of Mack trucks
Lame brains, [F]diesel trains,
pick 'em up you have to strain
Big butt, crew cut, extraordinary gut
Big momma, kinda buff,

[Interlude 4]
facial hairs a kinda rough
[Am]
[Am]
[Am][Dm][Am]
[Am]

[Verse 12]
Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck,
duck, duck, duck
Girl's a Bremelo
Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck
The girl's a Bremelo
Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck