Buckeye Bugs Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]
Mr. Galliardi, can I help you?
my name is Roy Mercer.
[G]My wife, Sharon Jean,
was a substitute teaching
down there
at a Jefferson grade school
a couple weeks ago.
Uh -huh.
She's filling in for Ms. Berryman.
I think [G]she's out for a
couple days
having a colon polyp removed.
And she's down there substitute
teaching.
And we got to looking around
after she was down [Bb]there.
and she [G]must have carted
home
a whole book satchel full of cockroaches
because we is infested with
them now and
She noticed them down there
to that schoolroom
And we've had to bug bomb
and everything down here
and called a sterminator
And it just dawned on me
that hell it ain't up to me
to pay for this is up to y 'all
No, it's not sir by God.
No, it's not. I guarantee you
Sir, you call our legal department
there.
I'm gonna call you use in charge of
it
down there ain't you well, sir,
we spray on a regular basis
and
Well, don't know that
that's where she got them from,
ain't lying to you.
We ain't had no cockroaches
down here to the trailer house,
and I can't tell [G]you how long.
Sir, you know, I can't, uh...
We have bug -bombed the whole daggum thing,
made the dog sick,
had to feed him raw eggs
and tomato juice for a week. [G]if you feel that we have to pay [A]you for that,
then you're gonna [G]have to go through our
legal department.
How about I just come down there
and whoop your ass?
Well, you can bring it on
[C]any time you [G]want, sir.
I'll be down there and get
on you
like a boar hog on a corn cob.
Sir, let me give you the address.
All right, where are you gonna be
4280 James Boulevard?
I'll be waiting here for you.
How big a boy are you?
You don't want to mess with me sir.
I guarantee I'll whip your ass so fast.
It'll make you head.
Oh, whatever I'm
not gonna argue with you.
guarantee it.
Well, how come you won't take care
of this family?
That's not my responsibility
to take care of.
What do you said you spray
down there?
Whatever you spraying didn't do no
good.
I got the cockroaches here
And I don't know you might got the cockroaches
from someplace else
We had to grow down there and throw out.
I've got you may have gotten the cockroaches from someplace else sir
now I guarantee you we got him from your daggum [G]schoolroom down there.
I'm not even going argue with you about
it.
Listen, I tell you what,
why don't you make a check
out to Rick Ellsworth.
He's the exterminator
we're using.
Rick, Rick just took you to school.
Lewis, I tell you what,
I was going to get down there
and box your jaws.
Kick your ass how hard
you'd be able to apply
Preparation H
with a toothbrush down there.
my goodness.
You get pretty fired up
pretty quick there,
don't you Lewis?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
We got the cockroaches,
and we're bugging you now.
My God, you went off like a
Roman candle fresh bought.
[G]Well, you get the [F]calls I [G]get,
you'd go off too.
You know Rick Ellworth, I assume?
I sure do.
Well, you're probably going to
have a few words to say [G]to him today.
sure am going to.
He may have hemicholin
[G]polyp need to be removed.
You can probably do that
with the toe of your boot.