Charms Alarm Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]A hem
What we have here [Cm]is a very
serious delicate situation
[G]Lots of people out here always
ridin' [Cm]the dick hmmph
But check [G]this out
I like your style I like your [Cm]stride
And I like your motivation
But the Late [G]Show we ain't
standin' for that shit
So [Cm]my man right here he wrote
a little song about it

[Verse 2]
Why don't you sing it
[G]Ring the alarm here comes the Com
[Cm]Call me Mr. Hollywood, check it out!
[G]Ring the, alarm, here comes, the Com
[Cm]Call me Mr. Hollywood
On the Goodship, Lollipop
Pop goes the lolli lolli, for I'm, the Jolly
Good [G]Fellow,
[Cm]he- llo? Is anybody there?
I'm not a [G]step, so don't stare
Because I Rock- well I always feel like
I always [Cm]feel like,
Somebody's Watchin Me
Ooh, Somebody's Watchin Me
It's [G]gotta be that,
that that that nigga that sweat my shit
I say say say,
[Cm]"Black get off the 'zack,
You block my urinal tract"
I gotta [G]go pee- pee,
yo you don't know me
You're just a [Cm]New Kid on My Jock,
tip- seekin' and you're phony
[G]It's my little pony and you
cannot get a ride
So [Cm]when you see me homey,
just please just step aside
Step aside,
not talkin' wlidside, I'm comin' from the Southside
Where the ruffnecks reign,
if you can't stand it, don't go outside
[G]Cause it's hot I got the stuff to call your
[Cm]bluff and pull your card
And nowadays it's all these dick kids,
that want to be hard
You're fraudulent,
I can tell a pussy by his scent
So sorry, but the van got tipped
And out is how I'm lookin',
I'm lookin' out for my [G]people
I'm fly like [Cm]I'm fly like but
[G]me don't have no eagle
Beat the beater with the juice,
how far would you go to
[Cm]You're never gonna get
it, woo- wooh- wooh- woo!
You wasn't [G]down from the +Jump+, so
why you want to Kris Kross?
[Cm]You no business buyin,
insecure junkyard mother[G]fucker
Get lost, 'cause youse a [Cm]sucker
[G]

[Interlude 1]
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[Verse 3]
[G]We really lucky we got
'em, you can [Cm]spot 'em
From a distance,
now let's just say FOR INSTANCE
You got a [G]crank gettin' ganked for
his bank by [Cm]some snake
Little wench,- is you is, or is you ain't
The [G]suck- er
You [Cm]gotta gotta be, gotta be,
to let the shit occur
[G]Gettin' pimped, by a hoe,
that ain't too proud to beg, for your dough
She [Cm]get your money mo money
mo money money mo!
I [G]couldn't go out like that if it was
my first day off of punishment
Just call [Cm]me Kaopectate, in relationships,
I'm runnin' shit
So [G]don't be comin' to me with that,
"We can go out, you pay"
[Cm]Cancel that bitch, it's [G]the,
Unamerican way
This is the circumcision,
and skins is gettin' cut off
[Cm]Ridin' on my shit, just to get they nut off
[G]NOT, no cops, just low- downs want a lick
If you [Cm]ain't down with the 'Van,
Dyke, get off the Dick
Cause I re[G]member the time,
the time, the time you tried
To [Cm]play me like I was booty but now
you're just a [G]groupie
Sweatin' me uh, sweatin' me uh
Tellin' [Cm]me when I get big don't
be forgettin' me uh
But for[G]get you, forgot you,
after, I rock you
[Cm]It's Blo Pop time bitch,
you better set your clock
To the [G]charms [Cm]alarm
[G]
[Cm][G]
[Cm]

[Verse 4]
[Cm]Why'd the sucker MC sucker
[G]MC cross the road?
To get to the [Cm]other [C]side?![Cm]
[G]Why'd the sucker MC sucker
MC cross the road?
To get to the [Cm]other side,
now check it out
I got the [G]pep in my step,
the slide in my glide
So I [Cm]won't trip,
when I let my backbone slip
Some shake it to the [G]East, I'm shakin' West,
well I'ma shake your mid
[Cm]And I'ma get you suckaz, just give me one side,
[Cm]and one rib
I [G]barbeque the mouths hey,
I barbeque the mouths
[Cm]Cause mom always said,
don't play wack in the [G]house!
So take that garbage to the backyard
An[Cm]d I was like,
"Everybody want to want to rap hard"
Be[G]fore you wasn't hardcore,
so Sonic why ya flipped?
[Cm]How you gonna hop when you
ain't hip?
You found [G]rap, on a two- way street,
and lost it
On a [Cm]parkway, I ain't sayin' no names,
yo Rico Suave
Fuckin' [G]goons fakin' stab wounds,
I need to shank the crank
[Cm]Elvis Presley Jr.,
tryin' to be somethin' that you ain't
No daps, y'all are hoes, y'all go on stage
And take off all your clothes,
then you,- strike a [Cm]pose
[G]You knows and I knows,
that's how you sell your record
Because your shit is butt,
you gotta [Cm]get naked!
But [G]you're wack, you're wack,
[Cm]showin' your body to me
I said [G]you're wack, you're wack,
showin' your body to [Cm]me
You got no [G]Soul man,
and you [G]need to get a Pound
Cause [Cm]you, ain't, ah- really down
With [Cm]true hip- hop you suckers