Cheaper To Keep Her Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
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[G]

[Verse 1]
I [G]asked her what she
[C]wanted this year for [D]our [G]anniversary
She thought about it [C]long and
hard and [D]then she said to [G]me
"I?d really like a di[C]vorce,
think I've fi[D]nally had [G]enough"
I said, "Honey, I wasn't [C]planning
on [D]spending quite [C]that [G]much"

[Verse 2]
Well, [G]it's cheaper to [C]keep her
than it [D]is to let her [G]go[D][G]
I just can't seem [C]to say goodbye
to half of [D]everything [G]I own
Well, I am damned if I [C]do and I
[D]am damned if I [G]don't
Ya, it's cheaper to [C]keep her than
it [F]is [D]to let her[G] go
[C][D]

[Verse 3]
[G]
She handed me some pa[C]pers that she
[D]wanted me [G]to sign
She pulled out a [C]pen and pointed
[D]at that dotted [G]line
It's not the thought of [C]losing her
that [D]really breaks my [G]heart[C]
[G]You[C] see I'm[G] in love with all[C] my
stuff and [D]that's the [G]hardest part

[Verse 4]
Well, [G]it's cheaper to [C]keep
her than it [D]is to let her [G]go
I just can't seem [C]to say goodbye
to half of [D]everything [G]I own
Well, I am damned if I [C]do and
I [D]am damned if I [G]don't
Well, it's cheaper to [C]keep her than it [F]is
[D]to let her[G] go

[Interlude 1]
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[Verse 5]
I started thinking about it, [D]adding it up
The house, the boat, the car, the truck
When I see my attorney gonna kick his butt
For talking me out of that
[F]damn [D]prenup

[Verse 6]
[G]Well, it's cheaper to [C]keep
her than it [D]is to let [G]her go
I just can't seem [C]to say goodbye
to half of [D]everything I [G]own
Well, I am damned if I [C]do and I
[D]am damned if I [G]don't
Well, it's cheaper to [C]keep her
than it [F]is [D]to let her[G] go[C][D]
[G]Ain't gonna let her go

[Outro 1]
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