Children's Table (Alternate Vocal) Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Em][Am][Em][Am]
[B][Em][Am][C][B][Em][Am]
[C][B][Em][Am]
[B]A new

[Verse 1]
hol[Em]iday,
[B]and I'm sor[Em]ry to say
[B]It jus[Em]t gets les[G]s and less fun eve[C]ry yea[B]r
When that [Em]old dinner b[B]ell ring[Em]s,
I'm [B]in hell
I [Baug]wanna ea[Em]t with the gr[G]own -ups,
but they've [C]made it [B]quite clear
So I get [Am]segregated
[Em]To a[C] corner in the baby's room[Em]
And feeling [Am]so d[Em]egraded
[C]By the five -year -olds
with [C#dim]me in the gl[B]oom
[Am]I'm stuck at the children's [Em]table
[C]Whoa, [B]whoa, who[Em]a
[Am]Stuck at the children's [Em]table
[C]Whoa, [B]whoa, who[Em]a
At a table for card[B]s,
us kids they discard
Why [Em]don't they just [G]go ahead
and [C]throw us [B]away?
I'll be in [Em]a better mood
[B]at the table for food
Cause [Em]there's so many
im[G]portant things
that [C]I want t[B]o say
I'm [Am]twelve years old, al[Em]most a man
[C]I want to talk about nine -inch nai[Em]ls
While [Am]all the kids around me's
cussin' [Em]Sesame Street
[C]And the virtues of [B]Barney's [Am]Pals
I'm stuck at the children's [Em]table
[C]Woa[B]h, Woah,
[Em]Woah
I'm [Am]stuck at the children's [Em]table
[C]Woa[B]h, Woa[C]h, [B]Woah[Em]
Stand[Am]ing Cousin
Susie in the [Em]room next door
[B]Got me feeling things I never [Em]felt before
[Am]16, blonde and l[Em]ooking fine
[C]If it wer[F#]en't for the cooties,
[B]man, she'd [Am]be mine[Em][Am][C][B]
[Baug][Em][Am][B][Em][B][C][B]
[Em][Am][B]
I go [Em]back for more [B]ham,
five cup [Em]salad and yam[B]s
I hear [Em]Uncle Murray
talk[G]ing bout his [Am]problems [B]with gout
On this [Em]subject I know,
[B]some insig[Em]ht I could sho[B]w
I [Em]don't know what the [G]gout is,
[Am]but I sure could f[B]ind out
Man, [Am]there'd be a [Em]celebration
[C]My banter would've knocked him dead
[Em]Alas[G], my I[Am] -class orations[Em]
[C]would never be hoid [B]instead
Oh, no
[Em]I'm [Am]stuck at the children's [Em]table
[C]Whoa, [B]who[Em]a
[Am]Stuck at the children's [Em]table
[C]Who[B]a, who[C]a[B]
[Am]Stuck [Em]at t[Am]he children's table,[Em]
[B]whoa, whoa
[Em]Stuck [Am]at the children's tabl[Em]e,[C]
[B]whoa, whoa

[Outro 1]
[Em][C#dim][Em]