Christmas Is Coming Twice This Year Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Ash[Bm]ley,[F#m][Bm][D]
what [Bm]would you like [F#m]for Christmas?[Bm]
[D]Mommy, I'd like a new dolly for Christmas
and some pretty little ribbons for my hair.
Of course, dear.
A bunch of new clothes.
Uh No sneakers with the pump.
Uh I sure could use at least
a couple new pairs.
Maybe one.
That [G]game with Tur[A]boGrafx,
I can't [G]remember [A]the name.
But you see [G]it all the time on [A]TV.
[G]It's only 200 [Asus4]and my
[A]old game is boring.
[Asus4]Can't you affor[A]d
to take [D]care of me?
Well, [A]of course I can, [G]dear.[Asus4]
[G]My TV [A]is too [F#m]small.
It doesn't [Bm]even have a re[G]mote.
I want my [A]own VCR,
[D]too. When we [G]go to Dad's,
[A]he gets us any[F#m] thing we want.[Bm]
Are you [E]going to let him do that to you?
[A]Ashley! [D]Christmas is [Bm]com
ing [F#m]twice this year
[Bm]Once with Momm[G]y,
then [A]again with [D]Dad
[Bm]They feel [G]real crumm[A]y
cause they [F#m]split up
[Bm]I'll get more [E]presents than
I've ever [A]had
[D]Grandparents [Bm]falling all [F#m]over themselves
[Bm]To get m[G]e something
[A]really [D]rad[Bm]
[G]Christmas is [A]coming [F#m]twice this year,
[Bm]and all I got [Em]to do is try a[A]nd
look [D]sad.[F#m][Bm][D]
Brandon,
[Bm]what would you l[F#m]ike for Chri[Bm]stmas?
[D]Dad, what I want for Christmas
is a new pocket knife,
and a book on how to tie knots.
Okay, son.
A bunch of comics,
and some of those magazines.
Magazines?
Just like my friend Johnny's guy.
Wait, what magazines?
[G]A slingshot.
[A]Or a .22[G].
No, what I really need is an Uzi.
[A]Huh? With a n[G]ight scope.
And a bayon[Asus4]et.
[A]Nunchucks, grenades,
a ba[Asus4]zooka,
[A]a flamethrower, and a tank.
[Asus4]Now,
[A]And a bunch of stuff
[Asus4]I haven't even thought of yet.
[G]We'll have to [A]see about that.
Our mo[F#m]m's getting me th[Bm]is stu
pid new com[G]puter.
[A]She says [D]that violence
stuff works my [G]head.
Well.
[A]She never let[F#m]s me watch
[Bm]any slasher [E]movies
like you do, Dad.
[A]You know, sometimes I
wish [D]she were dead!
[Bm]I'll doing [F#m]twice this year
[Bm]Once with [G]Mommy
Then [A]again with [D]Dad
[Bm]They [G]feel real [A]crummy
cause [F#m]they split up
[Bm]I'll get [E]more presents than I've
ever [A]had[Bm][A]
[D]Grandparents [Bm]falling all o[F#m]ver themselves
[Bm]To get m[G]e something real[A]ly rad[D]
[Bm]Christmas [G]is comin[A]g twic[F#m]e this year
[Bm]And all I [Em]gotta do
Is [A]try
And I'm [D]sad[Bm]
[D]Yeah! you