Colossus Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]Went to six flags
Six fags came up and said "ayo can we get a pic?"
I said no
And they said "oh it's wolf gang, Yonkers,
goblin is my shit though"
Now I'm like, fuck,
I don't want to be an asshole
So I'm sitting there [Dm]posing
with Travis, Devon
With a fake smile like her
titties was drawing it on
So fuck[Eb]ing annoyed
because I missed Goliath
Cause some kid said I was there then they
caused a riot
Now I'm surrounded [G]by a [C#]25 hound
of fuckers tryna get a photo
All be[Ab]cause they noticed [G]the top
with the box logo
And them fuck[Ab]ing ears,
guarantee they [G]didn't even hear bastard
They bandwagon-jumped me me from a
pogo, I'm [Dm]going fucking loco
"Hey Tyler [F]can I" no,
[Dm]bitch, don't you see me tryna [Eb]buy a fucking churro?
"But Tyler, you're my hero, I
used to get bullied
Until I heard radicals,
the last part got to me
[C#]See, I used to give a fuck
until my cock would bleed
Now I'm the happi[G]est I think
I'll ever [Ab]ever be
My life is just like yours, no father
My [G]momma must have forgot to stop
with a pop condom
In school I was the
[Ab]one thinking [Eb]outside boxes
So [G]everybody in them would say that
I got problems
So [Eb]when I heard you say it,
[Ab]I said it back like [Eb]fuck 'em
[G]You're in inspiration
to niggas like me
Not the nig[Eb]gas who like you just cause of lyrics
and beats
I'm talking [G]about the niggas
who don't know where they're going to be
I heard the song bastard right in the
moment of heat
Not in summer,
but of course I was holding a heat
Gun on the edge of my feet,
I heard that first piano chord
And it drew me in
like predators carrying treats
Then I said [Dm]to myself
fuck is he speaking to me
See me and you we go together
like snare in a beat
[Eb]I mean snare and a kick drum, see
my forearm
I carved of on it this morning with a glass
shard
On my green mini [C#]ramp that I built
in my backyard (that's weird)
That's hard, that scar from playing air
guitar
When I see you [Ab]play at the Roxy [G](uh)
Tyler, I love you, I wanna be just like
you [Dm](alright)
I think about your [G]face and I don't even fucking
[F]try to [Dm](no homo)
Wish I had a basement mitt for
me to hide you
We could [G]play Xbox and listen
to 'in search of' and eat donuts
Over [Eb]conversating about what church
[C#]does
Come up with weird [G]as s
[C#]videos with roach bugs
I'm straight edge too, so
no drugs on this [G]trip
And [Ab]Raquel that [Eb]bitch, you should've
[Ab]killed that bitch
[G]You should've took me instead
(uh, that's weird)
See, [Ab]if you can't [Eb]have her
then he shouldn't neither
[G]And if I can't have you
then she shouldn't either
[Eb]No one should see you, but me in your t-shirt
I [G]I worship you until the fucking wrinkles
on my knees hurt (what the fuck)
Odd [Eb]future, wolf gang, golf wang,
[G]flog gnaw, free earl mobbin'
I know it seems like [Eb]just
I'm slobbing on your knob
But I'm just a fan and I ain't los[G]ing my fucking
noggin (yeah you are)
I ain't got a job and I [Eb]went out
and bought goblin about 5 times
[G]Cause (thanks for the support) I love you man
(alright)
I like tie-dyed [Eb]tees tees or just plain white tees,
I [G]like pants that's cut
I like words like fuck,
I got [Eb]your pics on my wall
With the mouth cut out,
[G]now paper cuts on my balls
Cause your dicks in my jaw
(what the [Eb]fuck)
And I hit you on twitter about
10 minutes a day
[G]And I'm bitter cause you don't even reply
with a hey [Eb](sorry)
And my boys think I'm gay
cause I play [G]VCR
In my car all alone speakers
waking up neighbors
Al[Eb]right my nigga, calm down,
it's getting weird, take this pic
[G]So I can get on colossus,
line as slow as molasses
[Eb](Tyler listen) no nigga
I see you are loving my shit
[G]And I appreciate the fact
that you would suck on my dick
But I'm not [Eb]gay so its awkward, now
I'm grouchy like Oscar
[G]After spilling some shit on his newest pair
of beige dockers
[Eb]Yonkers and Yonkers (I love that song)
Sick of hearing about Yonkers
[G]I'm grateful that it worked,
I attacked and I [Eb]conquered
"Yeah whatever but I had a fucking
[Cm]blast at that concert
[G]I was at the Boston one, I got
a t-shirt from from Sagan
The one that [Eb]says Sagan Lockhart
[Cm]And when you
[G]came out to sandwiches
That's when my fucking
[Eb]boycrush got started"
[D]Just take this fucking pic[F]ture man, [Eb]shit