Craig Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][Bbaug][Daug][D][Daug][D]

[Verse 1]
[D]Everyone knows Jesus
The guy who healed [Bb]the lame.[D]
I am Je[Bb]sus' brother[D]
[A]Craig, is my name.
[D]

[Verse 2]
Jesus is the prince of peace.
Jesus is the lamb.
Jesus is [Bb]the son of [D]god.
[A]But Craig don't give a damn.

[Verse 3]
[A]
Because when [D]Craig's in sight
We'll party [Bb]all damn night
I don't turn [D]water into wine,
but into [Bb]cold Coors light.
I'm not my [D]brother, I know.
Don't walk [Bb]on H2O
But I got [D]hydroponic shit that
me and [Bb]Judas grow.

[Verse 4]
I'm fucking [D]Craig[Bb]
I'm fucking [D]Craig[Bb]
I'm fucking [D]Craig[Bb]

[Interlude 1]
Craig Christ
[D][Bb][D][Bb][D]

[Verse 5]
I hang out with [Bb]lepers
[D]Barabus and [Bb]Sola[D]mae
Jesus' friends are called
"o[Bb]pos [D]sums"
Those [A]dudes are totally gay

[Verse 6]
[D]Jesus performs [Bb]miracles
[D]From Galilee to Rom[Bb]e
[D]But it would be a miracl[Bb]e
If he [A]brought a fucking lady home.

[Verse 7]
[A]
Because while [D]Jesus is praying
Fucking [Bb]Craig is laying
Every [D]lady in the testament,
you [Bb]know what I'm saying
I won't [D]die for your sin
Like my [Bb]famous kin
But if you [D]got a little sister then
there's [Bb]room at this inn.

[Verse 8]
I'm fucking [D]Craig[Bb]
I'm fucking [D]Craig[Bb]
[D]Fucking [Bb]Craig
Craig [D]Christ
[Bb][D]

[Verse 9]
[Gm]Jesus was our moth[D]ers fave
All her love to him she gave
[Gm]But there's no sibling rival[A]ry
When he's nailed to that tree!

[Verse 10]
[A]And so [D]the question for you
Is not "what [Bb]would Jesus do?"
But where will [D]you be when the Craig
machine comes [Bb]partying through
And if the [D]lord will allow
You've got to [Bb]ask yourself how
And who and [D]why and when and
where is my mes[Bb]siah now?

[Verse 11]
Its fuck[D]ing Craig!
[Bb]Its fucking Crai[D]g![Bb]
Fucking [D]Craig[Bb]
Fucking [D]Craig[Bb][D]
Craig Christ
[Bb]Crai[D]g Christ
I'm Fucking Craig